HO HO HO ......... SHIT Where did that last HO go to


What u looking at mate? You think getting all those presents together every day and doing Mrs. Santa every night is an easy feat. And those F..king elves laughing behind my back. Saying I gave the Mrs' someones plastic fruit toys as a present cause I thought they were... well

But while all those little fugers were sleeping I stole all their minum wage earnings and now I am rolling in style. Flying from country to country and chilling with models and porn stars. Me and Rudolph have ourselfs a HO HO HO everywhere we go if you know what I mean

Well if you were a bad ass G this year maybe you can hang with me and rudolph sometime. Hit me back with some ideas as to how you roll and I will see what I can do about even bringing a nice present for you .....

Oh Shit here is that last Ho and she looks like she is about to get her freak on... If I am not back by Christmas tell Rudolph he has the holidays off

Santa Pimp