Rsanz the POTBOY from New Zealand

[Secret Santa]

HO HO HO ......... SHIT Where did that last HO go to


What u looking at mate? You think getting all those presents together every day and doing Mrs. Santa every night is an easy feat. And those F..king elves laughing behind my back. Saying I gave the Mrs' someones plastic fruit toys as a present cause I thought they were... well

But while all those little fugers were sleeping I stole all their minum wage earnings and now I am rolling in style. Flying from country to country and chilling with models and porn stars. Me and Rudolph have ourselfs a HO HO HO everywhere we go if you know what I mean

Well if you were a bad ass G this year maybe you can hang with me and rudolph sometime. Hit me back with some ideas as to how you roll and I will see what I can do about even bringing a nice present for you .....

Oh Shit here is that last Ho and she looks like she is about to get her freak on... If I am not back by Christmas tell Rudolph he has the holidays off

Santa Pimp

[rsanz]

Ha Ha... pimp my sleigh and vibrating fruit. Sign me up!

Shit. So Santa does exist, maybe I need to start believing in other magical people too?

Me, I'm into Cuban coronas and love the RASCC, H.Upmann Majors and Siglo 1s. But I've got these to play with already and would prefer some new toys this xmas, possibly toys more readily available where you're from

Some I've really liked were Torano 1916 and RyJ maduros so something like these in corona sized wrapping would be great. Or just give me the names and number of the models and porn stars.

Other things I'm currently into are tattooed European chicks (from Europe) and German porn (like there's a better type)

Cheers elf fucking dude.

[drew_goring]

Ha Ha... pimp my sleigh and vibrating fruit. Sign me up!

Shit. So Santa does exist, maybe I need to start believing in other magical people too?

Me, I'm into Cuban coronas and love the RASCC, H.Upmann Majors and Siglo 1s. But I've got these to play with already and would prefer some new toys this xmas, possibly toys more readily available where you're from

Some I've really liked were Torano 1916 and RyJ maduros so something like these in corona sized wrapping would be great. Or just give me the names and number of the models and porn stars.

Other things I'm currently into are tattooed European chicks (from Europe) and German porn (like there's a better type)

Cheers elf fucking dude.

Looks like this is the final SS to be fulfilled. Has your package been delivered rsanz? I am sure it has been sent...that I am not worried about.

[rsanz]

Looks like this is the final SS to be fulfilled. Has your package been delivered rsanz? I am sure it has been sent...that I am not worried about.

Hi Drew, nothing has arrived as yet. But like I PM'd Santa I'm not too worried. I know it was sent and anything after that is the fault of the postal systems in either country. I'm a reasonably long way away, but parcels almost never go missing.

I just got into this to give something back to the board for all the good oil I've got from here. So I'm not bothered by it.

What does bother me is a waste of, what were most assuredly, great smokes! Unless some wanker postal worker enjoyed them. They'd be getting smoked by a wanker, but at least they'd be enjoyed by someone.