HO!HO!HO! You dirty little man you. Mrs. Claus seems to have taken an extra special liking to you this year. In my book this means you're getting whatever Blitzen left on the stall floor, but the missus seems to think you at least deserve something so tell Santa what it is you want for Christmas. Maybe I'll get the elves to throw some white owls in a grocery bag for you.

Santa C.