Cigarsarge

[Secret Santa]

HoHo to you Mr. Sarge. It seems that time is upon us again to check the list. You have been a bad boy this year be it from pointing out Assholes of the world to testing members movie trivia knowledge. The old lady was not to pleased with your secret request but she asked I don't hold it against you. So do tell Sarge, what should the jolly man and his band of turd dropin criters leave for you this merry year?

[cigarsarge]

Damn...You've been keeping up with "the sarge" and his activities.

I've got several vices I need to feed. I've become a slave to Mr. Pepin Garcia. Fuente Sun Growns are hard to beat also. Anything form "The Island" is cool. I enjoy good rum and beer. Maybe some taste treat native to your area would be cool. I've got plenty of socks and underwear...None of those please.

I ain't hard to please...Whatever you send will be appreciated.

[Secret Santa]

Well Sarge I checked the list again and found that some how you slipped onto it this year. It seems that the elves have arranged to have a little package under the tree for you, hope you find it treats you well.

I'd advise that you only just made it on the list this year, stop being such a bad boy.

Santa

[cigarsarge]

Well Sarge I checked the list again and found that some how you slipped onto it this year. It seems that the elves have arranged to have a little package under the tree for you, hope you find it treats you well.

I'd advise that you only just made it on the list this year, stop being such a bad boy.

Santa

I might be a bad boy...I've made a few lists this year. I promise in the coming year I'll be worthy of your generosity.

[Secret Santa]

Mr. Sarge have you recieved your package as yet? I have been in contact with the elf shipping group that I used and they report no issues but I am shocked that you have not posted recieving the said items. Can you update me if you get the chance?

[cigarsarge]

Mr. Sarge have you recieved your package as yet? I have been in contact with the elf shipping group that I used and they report no issues but I am shocked that you have not posted recieving the said items. Can you update me if you get the chance?

Not yet...I fear the mail is slowed by the Christmas rush. I'll keep you posted.

[cigarsarge]

Right in the middle of my Christmas breakfast of country ham, eggs, and cathead bisquits the doorbell rang. Who the hell could that be??? It's 8:30 on Christmas morning...

It was the postman...Working on Christmas day!!!

Looks like my SS worked a plan with the USPS and the Canada Post Office to make delivery on the big day.

Thanks for the candles and the vase. You really out did yourself Santa...That was a really classy package.

Thanks again!!!

[Secret Santa]

Well I have to admit it was the old lady and Rudolph that set it all up. Glad to see it arrived I was getting worried that my friends at the border were enjoying it. Merry Christmas Sarge, happy holidays to you and yours.