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  1. #1
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    Default To the tune of Frosty the Snowman....

    Cigarsmokers dot com is the place that I call home
    for cigar info, good convo and some
    asshats gettin’ owned.

    Cigarsmokers dot com ain’t a pansy place to play
    if you cross the line it’ll take no time
    for a correction to come your way.

    There must have been some magic in the members
    still around. Cause when Hershey squirted he ended
    up all butt-hurted, and new threads were thrown around.

    O’ cigarsmokers dot com is as alive
    as it can be. Our members stay and the
    asshats go away so its safe for you
    and me.

    Chuggety, chug, chug
    Sethety, seth, seth
    Look at the asshats go.

    Coors-ety, coors, coors
    maphic-ety, maphic, maphic
    Look at the asshats go.

    Cigarsmokers dot com has seen
    trouble come its way.
    But we stood our ground
    and fun still abounds
    and very few have gone away.
    Down thru the threads,
    With a stogie in my hand,
    reading here and there
    all the thoughts we share,
    of hondurans and Dominicans.
    We talk of construction, flavor and burn
    in a language each must learn.


    Oh, cigarsmokers dot com
    Is on the net to stay,
    To new members we type,
    “Don't be shy”
    Lots of welcomes will come your way"
    Clickity...click.....click
    clackety....clack....clack,
    See the thread count grow..
    Clickity...click...click
    clackety....clack....clack,
    Watch our membership grow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Cigarsmokers dot com is the place that I call home
    for cigar info, good convo and some
    asshats gettin’ owned.

    Cigarsmokers dot com ain’t a pansy place to play
    if you cross the line it’ll take no time
    for a correction to come your way.

    There must have been some magic in the members
    still around. Cause when Hershey squirted he ended
    up all butt-hurted, and new threads were thrown around.

    O’ cigarsmokers dot com is as alive
    as it can be. Our members stay and the
    asshats go away so its safe for you
    and me.

    Chuggety, chug, chug
    Sethety, seth, seth
    Look at the asshats go.

    Coors-ety, coors, coors
    maphic-ety, maphic, maphic
    Look at the asshats go.

    Cigarsmokers dot com has seen
    trouble come its way.
    But we stood our ground
    and fun still abounds
    and very few have gone away.
    Down thru the threads,
    With a stogie in my hand,
    reading here and there
    all the thoughts we share,
    of hondurans and Dominicans.
    We talk of construction, flavor and burn
    in a language each must learn.


    Oh, cigarsmokers dot com
    Is on the net to stay,
    To new members we type,
    “Don't be shy”
    Lots of welcomes will come your way"
    Clickity...click.....click
    clackety....clack....clack,
    See the thread count grow..
    Clickity...click...click
    clackety....clack....clack,
    Watch our membership grow.

    Hell yeah! LMFAO

    "hershey squirted he ended up all butt-hurted"

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    Jamie, you are a true artist!

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    LMFAO!!!!

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