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    Default You Tatoo'd up, unsaved, cigar smoking heathen...get in here now! :-P

    Just wondering if there was any progress on the job hunt buddy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by guado View Post
    Just wondering if there was any progress on the job hunt buddy!
    hahahah. well gotta a couple of prospects. but nothing for sure yet. I've been sitting on my butt all week and I absolutely hate it. There's nothing to do at my place or in town. It's pretty depressing.
    Originally Posted by Heftysmokes:
    Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.

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    Got pretty bored today and made this.

    Last night Sarah and I went with another couple to Graceland Too. On the way back I started talking about how I was gonna start making money.

    First off, I wanted to start my own auction site for farm animals. I'm gonna call it:
    eBay of Pigs

    Then I was gonna hook up with some country singers and get there career going again by introducing them to my marketing techniques.

    This started off by my friend making some joke about cereal containing egg yolks. I said we should call them 'Yoakems' and have Dwight Yoakem be the spokesperson.



    I also have Travis Tritt who will be joining forces with Nabisco to release Travis Triscuits.

    All this should make me a smooth mil' no problem.
    Originally Posted by Heftysmokes:
    Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.

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    The info in post #2 = the output highlighted in post #3

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefchris View Post

    First off, I wanted to start my own auction site for farm animals. I'm gonna call it:
    eBay of Pigs
    That made me laugh so hard my wife came over to see what I was laughing at.

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    Maybe you should head up here Thursday to look for a job. I think the tobacco Bowl would be a good place to start.

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    **cough**Florida**cough**

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    You wanna be a Deputy Sheriff? I can help.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge View Post
    You wanna be a Deputy Sheriff? I can help.
    Why is this the first thing that popped in my mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WOXOF View Post
    Why is this the first thing that popped in my mind.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WOXOF View Post
    Maybe you should head up here Thursday to look for a job. I think the tobacco Bowl would be a good place to start.
    It's a date.

    Quote Originally Posted by cigarsarge View Post
    You wanna be a Deputy Sheriff? I can help.
    Care to join us, Sarge? We can talk this Deputy Sheriff thing over some cigars.
    Originally Posted by Heftysmokes:
    Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.

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