My Favorite Quotes

[nhcigarfan]

I know there are some gems on the board but I don't feel like finding the older ones so... in no particular order my favorite quotes are:

You could eat a fucking thesaurus and still shit dumbass.

You are a fucktard of the highest degree. I bet you have your black belt in fucktardery.

(Both directed at the same guy)


So what are your favorites?

[ashauler]

I didn't want to do this, but it looks like I am going to have to make you cry.

Directed at everyones favorite samaurai pirate:
http://www.cigarsmokers.com/t7281-p8...r-garbage.html

[slcraiders]

from K7-


Some of you fuckers could suck the fun out of a titty bar


These were directed toward John51277 and were pretty good:


1. Your confused John ,this is CS. We talk about shit until we are done talking about it. . If ya don't like it then slither back to cigarlive and slip your collar and muzzle back on



2. Look everybody john is falling on his sword LOLOL

Too bad nobody gives a fuck except that morbid couriosity I have when there is a grizzly car wreck , you know you wanna see blood and guts but act all grossed out when you see it .

Hit the road dumshit



3. John can go fuck himself with a piece of broken glass,tell him K7 said that.

[ashauler]

Another gem from K7:
I think he is a troll who smokes pole.

This is taken from, imho, a classic thread that even got one of our FOG's "unfriended".....bonus point if you know who was unfriended.
http://www.cigarsmokers.com/t5787-lighting-tips.html

[chefchris]

Another gem from K7:
I think he is a troll who smokes pole.

This is taken from, imho, a classic thread that even got one of our FOG's "unfriended".....bonus point if you know who was unfriended.
http://www.cigarsmokers.com/t5787-lighting-tips.html

that is a classic thread. i read through it again last week.

[ashauler]

I like this thread.....there are some funny mofo's here. Another from K7 in a rep point for our buddy chugg:

Cumchugg,the smurf you are living proof a pig can actually fuck a water heater and reproduce LOL



And the chuggster was good for this gem:

I fucking give up. All I got to say is that you shouldn't've donated your brain like that.

[derivation]

that is a classic thread. i read through it again last week.

Yeah, I was lurking here at the time, and I'm pretty sure that was the thread that convinced me to join.