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  1. 01-28-2008, 04:59 PM #1
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    Another gem from K7:
    I think he is a troll who smokes pole.

    This is taken from, imho, a classic thread that even got one of our FOG's "unfriended".....bonus point if you know who was unfriended.
    http://www.cigarsmokers.com/t5787-lighting-tips.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Another gem from K7:
    I think he is a troll who smokes pole.

    This is taken from, imho, a classic thread that even got one of our FOG's "unfriended".....bonus point if you know who was unfriended.
    http://www.cigarsmokers.com/t5787-lighting-tips.html
    that is a classic thread. i read through it again last week.
    Originally Posted by Heftysmokes:
    Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.
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    I like this thread.....there are some funny mofo's here. Another from K7 in a rep point for our buddy chugg:

    Cumchugg,the smurf you are living proof a pig can actually fuck a water heater and reproduce LOL



    And the chuggster was good for this gem:
    Quote Originally Posted by Basil
    I fucking give up. All I got to say is that you shouldn't've donated your brain like that.
    Last edited by ashauler; 01-28-2008 at 05:46 PM. Reason: add another / spelling
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefchris View Post
    that is a classic thread. i read through it again last week.
    Yeah, I was lurking here at the time, and I'm pretty sure that was the thread that convinced me to join.
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    From the destroyer of safiness himself:

    Quote Originally Posted by cigarnobaka
    Ok, after you finish going back to your one-room, $2000 a month apartment, banging your 350 pound illegal immigrant girlfried you got from a buy-a-foreign-girlfriend mag, then playing with your wee-wee in your bathtub with lots of pink bubbles, enjoy your swisher sweet. but don't smoke it in the bathtub, it will get wet and you will have wasted $0.60.

    What are we doing today? Taking the trash to the curb, boy, taking it to the curb.
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    From slcraiders...

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    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

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    "I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."

    ~ ashauler ~
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    A recent favorite from everyone's favorite sarcastic asshole...

    "I guess if sarcasm = trying to be a tough guy, then I should be the Master of Ceremonies at this year's Chuck Norris convention. I cannot believe what a POS asshole you are."

    http://www.cigarsmokers.com/showthre...866#post104866

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    -Ashauler
    "Rule 17: Don’t turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season."
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    "Fuck I just like smoking. Who am I kidding?"
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