Stinky Cigar

[derivation]

One of the worst burns I have gotten came from a cigar ash that fell from my cigar. It landed on the top of my hand and I kinda laughed thinking it wasn't hot. 2 second later I felt the burn and still have the scar to prove it almost a year later.

Yup, I once had fallen ash burn a quarter-sized hole through my mesh shorts and leave a nice little burn on my leg.