and part 2...


60. Being stuck in the police department's voice mail system when he knows his
friend is about to be the next lobotomy subject, only to have the police finally
pick up the phone after he's turning into the Hulk

61. Being stuck in a cabin that the police are turning into swiss cheese with their
shotguns, even though he and the pregnant woman have no guns and have
waved the white flag, only to have the police bullets start a fire in the cabin, etc.,
etc.

62. Beaten up by a bunch of mean cops who won't listen to him saying "Hey!
Don't touch that woman! She's pregnant! No!"

63. Being grazed in the face by a bullet while running after the bus carrying his
friend's hysterical mother, and then running into the messy, overturned garbage
cans

64. Being rear-ended fifteen times in a row by a mean bully with a bigger car than
his

65. Buried in cement by the mob

66. Being showered with electrical sparks because Jack McGee has spotted him
and is running after him shouting "Hey, John Doe!"

67. Beaten up by the rag trade mob, and having his arm placed in a press iron

68. Being placed in a cage with an angry gorilla

69. Making some Hell's Angels very angry with him

70. Being run over by same angry Hell's Angels

71. Wandering into an Army dump to get the deadly canister of army nerve gas
that has blinded his friend, only to be caught by a mean MP who knocks his gas
mask off and throws him back down the hill, knocking the canister open so that
David can frantically try to put his mask back on before looking up to see that the
MP has somehow brought in a crane and is dumping two tons of garbage on him
(this is an unusually bizarre situation)

72. While blinded for the episode, wandering across an Army training course,
and then veering into the training minefield (see parenthetical at #39)

73. Being chained to a truck while his friend for the episode has been taken
inside the trailer by the natives to be punished under the rites of La Culta de
Cabeza Chocolata

74. Trying to run away from the nasty prison work camp, only to fall through a
rotted bridge, and then being bitten by a rattlesnake

75. Beaten up by all the other prisoners in the work camp, in the middle of the
night while he is trying to sleep, when he emphatically told them not to beat him
up that particular night

76. Falling in a pitfall set by the crazed man who is hunting David on his private
island, and then being stung by the scorpion when trying to climb out

77. Being horsewhipped by same crazed man who is understandably upset that
David will not accomodate his polite requests to "turn back into that thing"

78. Being thrown under a New Orleans Mardi Gras parade float by a mean guy in
a gorilla suit who gives David a few kicks for good measure

79. Making the High Priest of the Baba Yaga voodoo cult so angry with him by
challenging a perfectly normal ritual sacrifice that several of the Priest's minions
are obliged to beat the stuffing out of David and throw a cloak over his head

80. Accidentally getting stuck in the department store that is being robbed, and
then having one of the thieves lock him in the bottom of an elevator shaft,
underneath a creaky old elevator that is showering sparks, and slipping off of its
cables, yelling "Hey! You've got to get me out of here! It's slipping!", only to
have the 5-ton elevator suddenly fall on him (this one gets points for originality)

81. Being beaten up by the thieves and thrown in the store vault, having the
vault door closed on his foot, and then having the air supply cut off by the
giggling thieves

82. Being placed in a cargo crate with his friend for the episode because he’s
found out about the problems at the waterfront, and being hoisted onto an
outbound freighter, but having all the dockworkers ignore his screams of “Hey!
Hey! Help! HELLLLPPPP!!!”

83. Being mistaken for mob boss Mike Cassidy, who looks exactly like him, and
who everybody wants to beat up, so that David is repeatedly beaten up for no
reason

84. Being placed in a room that is filled with carbon monoxide gas

85. Wandering around in the service ducts of a hotel (akin to Bruce Willis) only to
accidentally yank several of the steam pipes loose and get a full blast of hot
steam

86. Beaten up and thrown in a closet, and while thrashing around and trying to
get out, sticking his hand in a box of broken glassware

87. Foolishly running in and trying to help a man who brought a lit cigarette into a
room full of toxic vapors, only to have an explosion throw him across the room
and into the row of heavy C02 containers, which all fall on him

88. Hit in the face with a high powered beebee gun, which causes him to fall
over the balcony and plunge 40 feet into the seats below


89. Being trapped by McGee in a back room, and when he tries to run away,
bashing his knee, crashing into a backboard, and doing generally clutzy things
culminating with falling down the stairs and crashing into a giant flower pot

90. Beaten up while trying to keep the incoherent man from stabbing the woman
who accidentally locked David in the closet, and then having same man attempt
to close the door to same closet on David's head

90. Being hit by a car and knocked twenty feet so that he tumbles down a
conveniently open manhole

91. Being shot at close range with a silenced pistol, after standing up to the
mob's enforcers

92. Being trapped in the middle of a forest fire so that burning branches keep
falling on him and setting him on fire, and a giant, burning tree falls directly on
him as the last straw (Different from last forest fire predicament)

93. Being caught in an explosion on the edge of the fire that throws him into a
tumbling, rolling pile of large, heavy pipes

94. Foolishly trying to open the door to the shed of airplane propellant that is on
fire, and then being caught in the explosion

95. Falling out of a plane without a parachute, then being given a parachute
(which causes the person who pushed him to be told "That guy has nine lives",
to which the mean person responds by pulling out a rifle and saying "Yeah, but I
got ten rounds"), and then having the straps to his parachute shot off when he is
still 30 feet above an empty house so that he falls through the roof and hurts
himself

96. Deliberately going to a disco club and picking a fight with some very large
and angry men because while trying to cure himself, he injected himself with a
solution that has unleashed his "dark side”

97. Trapped on a platform with the worker who is having a heart attack, and
being showered with electrical sparks

98. Crawling through the sensitive, highly dangerous electrical service tunnel
for no apparent reason, only to accidentally kick several of the electrical cables
loose and flailing around near the hot water pipes so that he can be practically
electricuted and fried at the same time

99. Accidentally leaving the laser beam on in the chemical lab so that it cuts
across the room and into the highly toxic chemicals so that David is enveloped in
poisonous fumes

100. Trapped in a burning room in the scientific project with ten other people by
the crazed mercenary who is trying to capture the Hulk, and then trying with
everybody else to ram open the door with a jagged metal shelf set, only to get his
hand caught between the edge of the shelf set and the door during a group ram