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    visit the brothel where my sister works, cause he needs more...
    "smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
    and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud


    "The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa

    “The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda

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    practice. He will then be better prepared to....

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    fullfill the duties required in the oval office, that include....
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    visiting $6000 an hour prostitutes with the Gov. of New York when he is in DC, and

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    ensuring an adequate supply of prophylactics, which is no easy task, considering.....

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    neither I nor anyone else have any idea what I just said means, so....
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    I guess I should have said rubber or perhaps condom or.....

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    contraceptive, French letter, johnny, protection, raincoat, safe, sheath, or just...
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    say fug it and rawdog it since.....
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    it is how it is done in the ghetto, plus...

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    for 6K she better be clean as a whistle. That being said..

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    where do I swipe my Capitol One credit card! the only slot I can see is down....
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

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    stairs where Hilary Clinton, the dominatrix, lies in wait so...
    "smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
    and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud


    "The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa

    “The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda

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    So dump that bucket of liquid latex on your head and have at it but don't forget..

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    to leave the mouth open to breathe through, it a much better choice than your nose, since.....

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    most folks find the odor of rotting...
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

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    "I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."

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    ...food that collects in your garbage disposal...
    There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.

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    or maybe syphilis chancre sores and flesh eating bacteria stench to be just a little...
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    more bearable than the aroma of that macanudo.....
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

    ~ Col. Sanders ~


    "I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."

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    that has been in the oven with...

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