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    …the cherry pie yo mama made with the secret recipe that Britney spears forwarded to Rolling Stone trying and clean up her image. It didn’t work because when asked where she learned how to make such a nice pie…She said from a Web Site about smoking cigars. Now none of us can log on anymore because all the Press is here looking for Britney. She made a statement saying…

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    Im not plain crazy, but I am crazy for Maduro Man, since Maduors are my now favorite cigar and I want to become the spokeswoman for CS...........
    Yay! Cigars!


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    the best cigar forum in the world, I like big sticks, small sticks, light sticks, dark sticks but most of all I like...

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    Fish Sticks! at least that's what they smell like after Brittany smuggles them through customs in her...
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

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    "I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."

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    dog's, Tinkerbell's pink puppy purse house....o wait thats paris hilton, I must be losing my mind due to....
    Yay! Cigars!


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    ...thinking about Maduro Man's Maduro.

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    Or maybe I'm trying too hard to keep Drew Estates from trying to steal Britney's cherry infusion process, I'm not sure, but in any case.......

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    ..infusing cigars is a stupid idea, let's taste the tobacco not the crap. Life is way too short to smoke crap cigars, drink cheap hooch or eat fast food, but let's not forget.....
    There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.

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    if Drew could perfect his Ferggy Lady Hump flavored cigar we couldnt get enough of them. I mean really who wouldnt like to smoke a cigar flavored like Ferggy's lovely Lady humps, I bet they......
    Yay! Cigars!


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    ...taste even better than Gwen Sefani's honey drenched........
    "some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown


    "He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams

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    cereal that comes out later in the week along with her nice...

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    …G-String filtered Tequila that Senor Chef Chris poured from his boot after 3 days on the trail.
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    He likes to hide it there because it staves off his chronic trench foot and.....
    "some people are like slinkies, they're not really good for anything but they can bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." –Unknown


    "He did for bullshit what Stonehenge did for rocks." -Cecil Adams

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    It adds a nice salty flavor and

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    with a slice of lime he can shoot a couple shots after he...

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    finishes playing his maracas for his lovely donkey that he rides all over the us.....
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    NAMFALA farm where he plays in the band on Saturdays. On Sundays he...


    (MFALA stands for the "The National Man-Farm Animal Love Association")

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    he usually ends up playing with someones...

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    pet aardvark, something about the sticky tounge and long nose. I'm not sure but I think
    NAMFALA's by laws....

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    REQUIRE an aardvark to be present at all meetings, this has led to the overwhelming popularity of ....
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

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