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    humidor made out of...
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    Laminated carp-skin and depleted uranium, which can only be purchased by the...
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    by the bouncer at the brothel where my sister works. He charges a rather large.....
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    sum of crashed walnuts soaked in 100 year old single malt scotch, which is then ran through.....
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    the same wash cycle together with a weeks worth of brothel panties before it is...
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    sold to Bill gates, who then donates it to the Bill and Melinda foundation, for....
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    …helping blind children tell the difference between fresh and rotten hooch. This is how Bill got his start with telling the difference between…
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