Miami, Security thought it was a douche bottle, and were hesitant to ask me why...
Miami, Security thought it was a douche bottle, and were hesitant to ask me why...
I smelled like a three day old margarita, let alone why a 7' tall guy.......
would need someone to carry his water bottle. I explained to him that due to recent judicial restraining orders, Shaq is not ...
"We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"
~ Col. Sanders ~
"I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."
~ ashauler ~
allowed anywhere near my whore sister. She got a life time supply of shaq's water as a settlement after he...
"smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life,
and if you decide in advance not to smoke, I can only feel sorry for you."-Sigmund Freud
"The problem with the world is that we draw the circle of our family too small" - Mother Teresa
“The basic difference between an ordinary man and a warrior is that a warrior takes everything as a challenge while an ordinary man takes everything either as a blessing or a curse” – Carlos Casteneda
squirted some on her T-shirt. He said he had seen this done once before at...
His mama's house...His father squirted some water on his mama's T-shirt and
since Shaq was young and impressionable.....
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