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  1. 03-19-2008, 01:02 PM #1
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    Miami, Security thought it was a douche bottle, and were hesitant to ask me why...
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    I smelled like a three day old margarita, let alone why a 7' tall guy.......
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    would need someone to carry his water bottle. I explained to him that due to recent judicial restraining orders, Shaq is not ...
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    allowed anywhere near my whore sister. She got a life time supply of shaq's water as a settlement after he...
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    squirted some on her T-shirt. He said he had seen this done once before at...
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    His mama's house...His father squirted some water on his mama's T-shirt and
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    since Shaq was young and impressionable.....
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