Haven't been around in awhile, thought I would update everyone on what's been going on and why I haven't posted or anything.

Just got back from a cruise to Mexico a couple of weeks ago that was totally rad. Went on the Vision of the Seas and got kicked out of the Viking Crown Lounge when I lit up a Trinidad. You can drink and gamble all day but as soon as you light a cigar you are the anti-christ.

Also got engaged finally after 5 1/2 years so she is happy and so am I.

Just moved from Austin to San Antonio because the new fiancee got a new job that pays her twice as much. Unfortunately, I don't see her much any more because she is working about 80 hours a week while I play Suzie Homemaker. At least I have plenty of time to smoke uninterrupted. I was able to keep my job because I did about half of my work in San Antonio anyway, so it hasn't been that hard of a transition on myself.

My dad, who turns 60 in October, is still in Baghdad, I think he gets back in May. Of course, he didn't leave until after he destroyed my credit by stealing my identity since I turned 18. I've been told I can't get any further fixing the problem unless I start filing police reports, so I don't know what the eff to do.

Other than that, I've just been workin', smokin', and listenin' to Howard and Bubba everyday. How is everyone else???