Son uv a beeeee

[ashauler]

it finally happened. After nearly two years of carefree cigar smoking and purchasing the unfortunate collision of 4 events have proven to have disastrous consequences:
1. shipment of cigars arrives
2. another shipment of cigars arrive
3. AMEX bill arrives and wife opens it
4. Wife catches me trying to stuff the new purchases in the cooler (cooler tetris)

Consequences:
CIGAR BUYING BAN FOR THE NEXT 2 MONTHS

Its a good thing I have most of my purchases shipped to me at work.

[prostartjr1738]

I have a similar problem with my girlfriend. THe only diffrence is that she has more of a problem with me smoking cigars. Says she dosnt want me smoking more than a couple a week. So shell look in my humi once and a while to make sure not to many are missing. Apparently shes sneaky about this because I have never seen her do it. Little do she know that along with my cigar smoking problem, I have a cigar purchasing problem. So everytime she opens its full. If she only knew I was going to the B&M more than once a week while shes at work. Some things are just better kept secrets.

[slcraiders]

Damn those meddling spouses! Sorry to hear about your household cigar embargo.

Seriously though, if you are like most of us, you have more than enough smokes to last two months. If not, I will gladly help you out.

You should consider having your Amex statement mailed to your work as well.

[JFellows]

Or you can just limit your wife/girlfriend to the kitchen and bedroom.

[ashauler]

Or you can just limit your wife/girlfriend to the kitchen and bedroom.

Yeah, right......

[bigwhiteash]

You got BUSTED


If you find any really good deals, I'm sure we can work out some kind of trade.

good thing for you that I only have your office address, I've been known to throw gasoline on a fire

[WOXOF]

Look on the bright side, at least you didn't get a letter from OFAC.

I feel your pain though.

[nhcigarfan]

Or you can just limit your wife/girlfriend to the kitchen and bedroom.

Yep, chain her to the bed with enough leeway to get to the kitchen.

Make sure you position the washer and dryer between the two.

[ashauler]

Yep, chain her to the bed with enough leeway to get to the kitchen.

Make sure you position the washer and dryer between the two.

Nice plan.......as long as the phone isn't in reach.

[ashauler]

Damn those meddling spouses! Sorry to hear about your household cigar embargo.

Seriously though, if you are like most of us, you have more than enough smokes to last two months. If not, I will gladly help you out.

You should consider having your Amex statement mailed to your work as well.

Right you are......I have the supply to last through this. Its the will power to avoid all the "great deals" during this period that I'm not sure I have.

Thanks for the generous offer, I appreciate it.

[FunkyCold5]

Jamie,

This is what you gotta do bro!

1. Clean the house, OR hire someone to clean it but make her believe you did it.

2. Treat her to a romantic dinner.

3. Talk and listen about how her day was.

Booya! You got the credit card back.

Good luck bro!

Andrew