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    Default You know you're getting old when....

    Ok I know there are a few 40+ guys on here like me, so post your latest "Oh shit I'm getting old" moment.


    So my latest epiphany is....



    .....when buying a new dishwasher is the high point of your week........
    There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.

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    32 here and i had to pull two hairs off my ear this morning

    Dustin

    “I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till i drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion.”

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    I still get carded for rated R movies. You have to be 17 to watch a rated R movie.

    I will never be old.
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    Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.

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    Used to have a memory like a lock box, my mother's genes have been kicking in though. While heading off to teach class, I usually have to go back to the office 3 times to get my notes, book, pen, etc...

    I really am becoming a nutty professor. The white in the beard too only confirms it. But, I'm only 26.
    "If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

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    Lets see...when you start stretching and you here poping and groaning from the body!

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    Oh wait, you know you are getting old when...



    AARP sends you a membership card!! I'm in my 30's! They must be desperate for membership!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dustinpollock View Post
    32 here and i had to pull two hairs off my ear this morning

    Dustin
    No, no, let 'em grow! That way you can use them later for a comb-over.
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    Well I'm only 26 so this thread doesn't really apply to me yet. However I have enough gray hair now that its noticeable. Plus my beard is starting to go salt and pepper. Oh well. At least I'm not losing my hair...yet.

    spiffy

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