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    I still get carded for rated R movies. You have to be 17 to watch a rated R movie.

    I will never be old.
    Originally Posted by Heftysmokes:
    Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.

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    Used to have a memory like a lock box, my mother's genes have been kicking in though. While heading off to teach class, I usually have to go back to the office 3 times to get my notes, book, pen, etc...

    I really am becoming a nutty professor. The white in the beard too only confirms it. But, I'm only 26.
    "If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

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    Lets see...when you start stretching and you here poping and groaning from the body!

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    Oh wait, you know you are getting old when...



    AARP sends you a membership card!! I'm in my 30's! They must be desperate for membership!

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    You know your getting old when you have to got to the bathroom and ten minutes later you remember.
    "No one can tell me what is a good cigar -- for me. I am the only judge. There are no standards -- no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him."
    ~ Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dickson View Post
    You know your getting old when you have to got to the bathroom and ten minutes later you remember.
    Wait a sec...oh...NM

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    You know your getting old when your childhood toys are now sold only in antique shops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lopaka View Post
    Wait a sec...oh...NM
    Lopaka,

    I'm over 40 not 70.
    "No one can tell me what is a good cigar -- for me. I am the only judge. There are no standards -- no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him."
    ~ Mark Twain

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