I've tried to swing a golf club with a cigar in my mouth, and it just doesn't work. Certainly that's not the way it's done, is it? I am not capable of multi-tasking like that. I would have to put the cigar down, swing, pick it up, then go.

Unfortunately, I only have the attention span to go to the driving range. It's a feat to take sips of beer in between a few swings, much less keep a cigar going.

I simply don't have golf+cigar skills...............