Never Used LORD PUFFER Cigar Ashtray For Sale

lordpuffer · 12-04-2007, 10:07 AM

Originally Posted by ashauler

Nobody has insulted you in any of the posts made in your whopping 3 threads. What IS insulting is the fact that you have done nothing but try to sell us ashtrays since you joined. The only thing that I would expect to see that I haven't is how wonderful your E-bay feedback rating is.

If you have no concept of how forums such as this work, and FYI what you're doing ain't how its done.......you should confine yourself to E-bay. Nobody posted in your first two threads hawking ashtrays.....you should have gotten the hint then.

I seriously doubt anyone on this board will be interested in you wares......now

and go away.

What is wrong with posting nice items that I have for sale? I don't need the money and do not do this as a business. I am just selling some personal items that I no longer want. You can look me up on eBay. My username is "lordpuffer." Then you can see that you stuck your foot in your mouth when you commented on my eBay feedback.

Why is there an "Advertisements" section if you don't want me to post there? I figured that rather than putting these ashtrays up on eBay, that dedicated cigar smokers might want and enjoy these unique items. I think you are way off base and out of line. I just haven't had a good post to post in other areas, but I will. If you still want me to "go away", I will, and will never post here again. But I think you may be a little jealous. And rude.

**ashauler** · 12-04-2007, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by lordpuffer

What is wrong with posting nice items that I have for sale? I don't need the money and do not do this as a business. I am just selling some personal items that I no longer want. You can look me up on eBay. My username is "lordpuffer." Then you can see that you stuck your foot in your mouth when you commented on my eBay feedback.

The fact that you don't realize what my comment meant is funny.

Originally Posted by lordpuffer

Why is there an "Advertisements" section if you don't want me to post there? I figured that rather than putting these ashtrays up on eBay, that dedicated cigar smokers might want and enjoy these unique items.

Yep, you posted it in the correct forum........never said you didn't.

Originally Posted by lordpuffer

I think you are way off base and out of line. I just haven't had a good post to post in other areas, but I will. If you still want me to "go away", I will, and will never post here again. But I think you may be a little jealous. And rude.

Jealous, yep, that's me......I just can't deal with the fact that I don't have a basement full of rare and collectible ashtrays. I use a uniquely shaped rock that I picked up off the bottom of a lake at 40' as my ashtray.......one of a kind, unique, but used so, alas, I won't be offering it up to my BOTL's.

I liken your sales attempts here to a door to door salesman who arrives unannounced in the middle of dinner...........he gets the door slammed in his face. You were told politely by one of our members that you most likely wouldn't get any offers here, and given a reason why.....your response:

Originally Posted by lordpuffer

Just to let you know, this one was never offered for free. I bought it 10 years ago, and it is probably by now very rare. I don't think that I need to teach you economics, but if supply is low (and in this case, only one available), and there are a few people who want the ashtray, I will easily get the $20 on eBay. Your offer was very insulting. Stick with the garage sales.

This is rude, condescending(sp?), and just not too bright........like you said yourself, you have nothing good to post other than your sales. We all belong here to be part of a community, build friendships, and share our hobby.........you sir, seek to profit from us and offer nothing, as of yet, to the betterment of the community.

Whether you go away or not is your choice, I have plenty of popcorn if you choose to continue on this path.

**chefchris** · 12-04-2007, 10:51 AM

**Shelby07** · 12-04-2007, 11:09 AM

I bid 5.65 American including shipping (Is that more than 5.55 Canadian these days?)

Can I pay in postage stamps? I bought the stamps last year and they aren't selling them any more. They are the 39 cent variety. They will be very rare someday.

**ashauler** · 12-04-2007, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by Shelby07

I bid 5.65 American including shipping (Is that more than 5.55 Canadian these days?)

Can I pay in postage stamps? I bought the stamps last year and they aren't selling them any more. They are the 39 cent variety. They will be very rare someday.

I'm interested in the stamps......but what's your e-bay feedback?

**Shelby07** · 12-04-2007, 11:32 AM

I have an excellent ebay rating - I'm very well known for selling antique socks and underwear (gently used.) Ya can't beat that with a stick.

**WOXOF** · 12-04-2007, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by Shelby07

I have an excellent ebay rating - I'm very well known for selling antique socks and underwear (gently used.) Ya can't beat that with a stick.

What size underwear?

lordpuffer · 12-04-2007, 01:04 PM

You guys think that you are so funny and witty. Ya know what, I won't post any more items to sell anymore. You guys can ash your cigar in your cigarette ashtrays like all other guys with no class. If I come across a bundle of cigars for 25 cents each, I will post them and have you guys crawling all over me to purchase them. That comes directly from the lord....lordpuffer that is. Now, I'm going to go up to the roof on this beautiful California day, bang my girlfriend in the jacuzzi and then smoke a fucking cigar. What are you losers doing today?

**Shelby07** · 12-04-2007, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by lordpuffer

...I don't need the money and do not do this as a business. I am just selling some personal items that I no longer want. You can look me up on eBay. My username is "lordpuffer." ...

OK -

150180929130 Nov-09-07 Nov-10-07 13:59:18 PST US $14.99 Brand New NINE WEST Papaya Color Leather Handbag See Buyers (*)
150179096529 Nov-04-07 Nov-11-07 10:47:40 PST US $12.99 2 Never Used Cigar Aficionado Magazine Tote Bags (Rare) See Buyers (*)
150179419408 Nov-05-07 Nov-12-07 04:54:04 PST US $14.99 Brand New Black Tatuaje Cigar Long Sleeve T-Shirt XL See Buyers (*)
150179433683 Nov-05-07 Nov-12-07 07:05:35 PST US $14.99 Lone Wolf Cigar Shop Glass Cigar Ashtray (rare!) See Buyers (*)
150183070749 Nov-14-07 Nov-14-07 12:35:25 PST US $14.99 10 Joya de Nicaragua Celebracion Cigar Boxes Box See Buyers (*)
150180928645 Nov-09-07 Nov-16-07 09:22:33 PST US $13.99 Mens Rare "Smokin Dice" Black Suede Skateboard Shoes 10 See Buyers (*)
150183480660 Nov-15-07 Nov-18-07 14:44:48 PST US $13.99 Brand New Tatuaje Cigar T-Shirt XL See Buyers (*)
150182196886 Nov-12-07 Nov-19-07 05:23:34 PST US $13.99 Lone Wolf Cigar Shop Glass Cigar Ashtray -AND 3 CUTTERS See Buyers (*)
150189441456 Nov-29-07 Dec-06-07 08:06:22 PST US $9.99 10 Good Working Cigar Cutters Available
150189442696 Nov-29-07 Dec-06-07 08:08:33 PST US $9.99 2 Never Used Cigar Aficionado Magazine Tote Bags (Rare) Available
150191499807 Dec-04-07 Dec-11-07 07:27:59 PST US $19.99 New LORD PUFFER Cigar Ashtray-Not Available Anywhere! Available

What'd ya get for the handbag?

It really pains me that we aren't gong to have any future opportunities to buy from LP... I think we might have picked on the wrong guy here. I could really use those 10 used cigar cutters!

**ashauler** · 12-04-2007, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by Shelby07

OK -

150180929130 Nov-09-07 Nov-10-07 13:59:18 PST US $14.99 Brand New NINE WEST Papaya Color Leather Handbag See Buyers (*)
150179096529 Nov-04-07 Nov-11-07 10:47:40 PST US $12.99 2 Never Used Cigar Aficionado Magazine Tote Bags (Rare) See Buyers (*)
150179419408 Nov-05-07 Nov-12-07 04:54:04 PST US $14.99 Brand New Black Tatuaje Cigar Long Sleeve T-Shirt XL See Buyers (*)
150179433683 Nov-05-07 Nov-12-07 07:05:35 PST US $14.99 Lone Wolf Cigar Shop Glass Cigar Ashtray (rare!) See Buyers (*)
150183070749 Nov-14-07 Nov-14-07 12:35:25 PST US $14.99 10 Joya de Nicaragua Celebracion Cigar Boxes Box See Buyers (*)
150180928645 Nov-09-07 Nov-16-07 09:22:33 PST US $13.99 Mens Rare "Smokin Dice" Black Suede Skateboard Shoes 10 See Buyers (*)
150183480660 Nov-15-07 Nov-18-07 14:44:48 PST US $13.99 Brand New Tatuaje Cigar T-Shirt XL See Buyers (*)
150182196886 Nov-12-07 Nov-19-07 05:23:34 PST US $13.99 Lone Wolf Cigar Shop Glass Cigar Ashtray -AND 3 CUTTERS See Buyers (*)
150189441456 Nov-29-07 Dec-06-07 08:06:22 PST US $9.99 10 Good Working Cigar Cutters Available
150189442696 Nov-29-07 Dec-06-07 08:08:33 PST US $9.99 2 Never Used Cigar Aficionado Magazine Tote Bags (Rare) Available
150191499807 Dec-04-07 Dec-11-07 07:27:59 PST US $19.99 New LORD PUFFER Cigar Ashtray-Not Available Anywhere! Available

What'd ya get for the handbag?

It really pains me that we aren't gong to have any future opportunities to buy from LP... I think we might have picked on the wrong guy here. I could really use those 10 used cigar cutters!

Wait a minute......does Papaya go with flesh tone vinyl? It could be his girlfriends and he's selling it for her.

ya know, I've been thinking about the whole jacuzzi, blow up girlfriend thing and it really kinda makes sense. I bet we could come up with some good reasons to bang your blow-up girlfriend in the jacuzzi:
1. No pesky interruptions to allow her to breathe.
2. Helps identify leaks
3. Good exercise chasing her around
4. Can function as a life preserver should you "over-exert" yourself.

There have got to be more..........