Never Used LORD PUFFER Cigar Ashtray For Sale

[WOXOF]

Just to let you know, this one was never offered for free. I bought it 10 years ago, and it is probably by now very rare. I don't think that I need to teach you economics, but if supply is low (and in this case, only one available), and there are a few people who want the ashtray, I will easily get the $20 on eBay. Your offer was very insulting. Stick with the garage sales.

You're right, you don't need to teach me economics, and yes my offer was meant to be insulting.

As far as garage sales go, I'll be cruising the streets this weekend to do some Christmas shopping. My wife wants some new undies for Christmas. Who knows, maybe I'll come across a puff daddy ashtray for 50 cents.

[Shelby07]

Your right, you don't need to teach me economics, and yes my offer was meant to be insulting.

As far as garage sales go, I'll be cruising the streets this weekend to do some Christmas shopping. My wife wants some new undies for Christmas. Who knows, maybe I'll come across a puff daddy ashtray for 50 cents.

Would you be interesed in some gently used undies for your wife? I'll even throw in a couple of gently used socks for you! I have an excellent ebay rating.

[ashauler]

You're right, you don't need to teach me economics, and yes my offer was meant to be insulting.

As far as garage sales go, I'll be cruising the streets this weekend to do some Christmas shopping. My wife wants some new undies for Christmas. Who knows, maybe I'll come across a puff daddy ashtray for 50 cents.

Hey WOXOF, while you're hitting up the garage sales I'm in the market for some unused .39 stamps........If you see any, please pick them up for me and I'll make it worth your while. My e-bay rating is non-existent, so I would be willing to send my end first should you score.

Shelby07,
I'll take your stamps.......and what sizes of udies do you have available? Male underware that is.....and none of those ball squishing bikini's, strictly boxers for me so the boys can get some air.

[chefchris]

Does anyone have an Ebay rating for sale? Mine is terrible and when I advertise randomly on boards, people don't trust me. I am looking for as close to 100% as I can get. Post inquiries here.

[WOXOF]

Does anyone have an Ebay rating for sale? Mine is terrible and when I advertise randomly on boards, people don't trust me. I am looking for as close to 100% as I can get. Post inquiries here.

Nope sorry, mine sucks too.

[Shelby07]

There's a family of 9 down the street a ways - they are my "stretchers" - they can stretch to fit anywhere from a 30 to at 50" waist. My most popular size seems to be a 34". Francisco is a perfect 34 and he only has to wear them for 5 days before I can send them out. If you want a larger size they take a little longer.

Let me know quick! Only 21 more days till Christmas.

[WOXOF]

I need a women's size 6. No skid marks!

[WOXOF]

Better make that a size 8 with the holidays and all.

[Shelby07]

I need a women's size 6. No skid marks!

I have received your request to upsize to an 8 for the holidays. That will be no problem. However, I am a high volume ebay power seller. The "no skid marks" may be a problem. Because my product is in such high demand I rarely have time to launder them before I ship them out using secure e-bay packaging. This is usually not a problem with most of my customers. I will do my best to have my ladies size 8 stretcher (Ralph) bathe every few days as he stretches your women's underwear, but just so you know, there is a strict no return policy on all undergarments.

Having met you this past summer, I doubt you would fit into a size 8. Since I can't guarantee no skid marks I will waive the supersize up charge for you this one time. Value and customer service like this is why my ebay buyers love me so much.

Are you sure you wouldn't rather have an ashtray? or stamps?

[bigwhiteash]

dang... I came here looking for an ashtray! seems all I can find are stamps and underwear

[Shelby07]

Shelby07,
I'll take your stamps.......and what sizes of udies do you have available? Male underware that is.....and none of those ball squishing bikini's, strictly boxers for me so the boys can get some air.

Your stamps are on the way. I an sending a complimentary pair of our XLSP (Extra Large Sack Pack) one-size-fits-all men's underwear for you to examine. I think you will like them. Don't worry too much about the hard crusty yellow substance in the front. They help to protect the undergarments in the area where they are most susceptible to wear. This feature has become a real favorite with the savvy ebay buyer market.

Oh yeah, To save on shipping charges I used a couple of the stamps... but don't worry, that shouldn't affect the future collector value. Remember, these are not available any more.

[Shelby07]

Lord Puffer - Since I have sold the 39 cent stamps I will have to withdraw my offer to purchase your ash tray. I am very sorry and I hope this will not affect my ebay rating. I wish you good luck in selling your one of a kind, ultra rare ash tray on ebay. I'm sure there is an ash tray collector out there who needs one of them to complete his collection.

Have you considered Southby's or Christie's auction houses?

[ashauler]

Your stamps are on the way. I an sending a complimentary pair of our XLSP (Extra Large Sack Pack) one-size-fits-all men's underwear for you to examine. I think you will like them. Don't worry too much about the hard crusty yellow substance in the front. They help to protect the undergarments in the area where they are most susceptible to wear. This feature has become a real favorite with the savvy ebay buyer market.

Oh yeah, To save on shipping charges I used a couple of the stamps... but don't worry, that shouldn't affect the future collector value. Remember, these are not available any more.

Whippee!!! I can't wait to try the new innovation in underware, the only reason I'm shopping is because the frontal area alway seems to fray and wear out.

Perhaps some of the stamps being used will increase their value over time, seeing as how they survived our postal system.