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    I know this is an old thread but I figured Id post here rather than starting a new thread. Was smoking at my local b&M today talking to a few guys. They were telling me that one way to tell if a Cuban is "real" is if it smells slightly of horse manure (spelling?). That it wont smell like weve all come to know as the cigar smell. Any truth to this? I dont know if I could bring myself to put a cigar in my mouth and smoke it if it smelled like horse manure, I dont care what country its from.

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    No, just not so.
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    I never smell cigars. Never have. I have friends that do and I don't know why. They smell the same to me. But I'm gonna have to call bull shit on the ISOMs smelling like ... well ... bull shit.
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    I dunno - I've had some, more than a few, that yes, smelled like a barnyard. First time I smelled that I was dubious, but have come to know that it's a mark of a cigar that is going to smoke very nicely. Sean, some I'm talking about you and I have had from the same bunch, recently. So maybe it's a perception issue. Not all of them smell that way to me, and I don't mean to say that an absence of that smell a sign of an inferior cigar.

    I always figured it could be just part of what vegetative material goes through after it leaves the plant; e.g., ammonia production, composting processes, etc.
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    I'm not saying they can't smell like that, I'm saying that that is not the mark of an ISOM as opposed to any other cigar.
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    I had occasion recently to smell an ISOM and compare the aroma to cigars manufactured elsewhere. I couldn't discern a difference and none had a barnyard quality. They were stored together in the same humi.
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    In my travels I have had the pleasure of smoking tons-o-Cubans including a host of lesser known brands. I have yet to come across one that has a barnyard quality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by basil View Post
    I dunno - I've had some, more than a few, that yes, smelled like a barnyard. First time I smelled that I was dubious, but have come to know that it's a mark of a cigar that is going to smoke very nicely. Sean, some I'm talking about you and I have had from the same bunch, recently. So maybe it's a perception issue. Not all of them smell that way to me, and I don't mean to say that an absence of that smell a sign of an inferior cigar.

    I always figured it could be just part of what vegetative material goes through after it leaves the plant; e.g., ammonia production, composting processes, etc.
    If it's those farm rolled you guys been smokin', no doubt it has a 'manure' smell to it!!

    Actually - now that you mention it - some of the best fresh farm rolled Kooban cigars I've had do have a bit of a barnyard smell to 'em.

    But - nope - that is definitely not what distinquishes real from fake. I say you go back and tell 'em to prove it!!!

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    Ok thanks guys, thats pretty much what I figured. It was the first time Ive ever meet this guys so jus wondering if he knew his stuff or what. He seemed a little "off the wall" to me to begin with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prostartjr1738 View Post
    Ok thanks guys, thats pretty much what I figured. It was the first time Ive ever meet this guys so jus wondering if he knew his stuff or what. He seemed a little "off the wall" to me to begin with.

    That seems to be a common theme with those that "know" and would say something like that. Most likely because his only experience with a REAL Koobans are the ones he's been sold that were touched by Castro himself, then smuggled out of the back door of the factory, passed from cousins, brothers, to sister - made it through a rough passage on an air matress from Cuba to Miami (at VERY reasonable prices)...

    ...but more than likely because somewhere along the line the couriers stashed it in the back of their pants...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese View Post
    I say you go back and tell 'em to prove it!!!
    George, are you suggesting he makes him bury his nose in some bullshit and then bury his nose in a nicaraguan/dominican, then go back and bury it in the cow pie again and then finally bury it in the cuban? Because if so, I agree, get your friend to do that if he's so sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by ggiese View Post
    If it's those farm rolled you guys been smokin',
    I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by prostartjr1738 View Post
    I know this is an old thread but I figured Id post here rather than starting a new thread. Was smoking at my local b&M today talking to a few guys. They were telling me that one way to tell if a Cuban is "real" is if it smells slightly of horse manure (spelling?). That it wont smell like weve all come to know as the cigar smell. Any truth to this? I dont know if I could bring myself to put a cigar in my mouth and smoke it if it smelled like horse manure, I dont care what country its from.
    nope - bum info...

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