Hello, my name is Kenutho Fukyutho. I am a citizen of Ashatland. I have recently inherited a very large amount of cigars in the equivalent of two Kadgillion US three dollar bills. My father was killed by As-crack troops and I'm afraid they'll blow me away next. I would like leave this oppressive country and come to the US with my newfound wealth, but I have no way to move the cigars since I am being watched and Havanas are illegal in the US. I would like to offer you the opportunity to help me move my cigars and in return you can keep half of them. Please send me the money to air ship you the Kadgillion Havana cigars. They are on pallets, so it will be expensive. I will eventually meet you to take possession of my half and allow you to have repeated sex with my model wife as thanks. Please send me much money fast!