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    Who opened up the asshat door again???

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    Hello, my name is Kenutho Fukyutho. I am a citizen of Ashatland. I have recently inherited a very large amount of cigars in the equivalent of two Kadgillion US three dollar bills. My father was killed by As-crack troops and I'm afraid they'll blow me away next. I would like leave this oppressive country and come to the US with my newfound wealth, but I have no way to move the cigars since I am being watched and Havanas are illegal in the US. I would like to offer you the opportunity to help me move my cigars and in return you can keep half of them. Please send me the money to air ship you the Kadgillion Havana cigars. They are on pallets, so it will be expensive. I will eventually meet you to take possession of my half and allow you to have repeated sex with my model wife as thanks. Please send me much money fast!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenyth View Post
    Hello, my name is Kenutho Fukyutho. I am a citizen of Ashatland. I have recently inherited a very large amount of cigars in the equivalent of two Kadgillion US three dollar bills. My father was killed by As-crack troops and I'm afraid they'll blow me away next. I would like leave this oppressive country and come to the US with my newfound wealth, but I have no way to move the cigars since I am being watched and Havanas are illegal in the US. I would like to offer you the opportunity to help me move my cigars and in return you can keep half of them. Please send me the money to air ship you the Kadgillion Havana cigars. They are on pallets, so it will be expensive. I will eventually meet you to take possession of my half and allow you to have repeated sex with my model wife as thanks. Please send me much money fast!


    for real?














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    Quote Originally Posted by bigwhiteash View Post
    for real?

    Yes, absolutely! Upon seeing your photo, my wife finds youto be a very attrative shiny metal man and cannot wait to meet you upon completion of our business deal. She would like to speak with you and arrange to send you picture of her as well but the terrible As-crack agents have blocked my financials. If you could please to send me your phone number and credit card number along with expire date she can use it to call you and arrange sending of sexy time photos!
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    come on guys, leave him alone, this guy seems legit.

















































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    I have a bridge in NY state that I will trade for the cigars. You can put up a toll booth and make some money. What do you say?

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    LMAO...I dunno why but I LOVE the fact that scam is one of the tags for this.
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