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[ilikefishes]

Oh ya? Well I'm a two time loser, totally unemployable, who has bankrupted three different businesses and been divorced four times. I've never broke 100 on the golf course, and volunteering (???)--if you mean having sex with as many married women as possible--well then, ya, I volunteer!
But, somehow, through it all, I can have an online conversation without being a dickhead! And if you have such big balls and come to Montana all the time for the elusive trouser trout, feel free to come over for a cigar so I can tell you to your face what I'm too scared to tell you hiding behind this computer screen.

Yep, you definitely sound like you are from Montana. I am sure you are a real trophy for all those toothless women. I have a hard time believing you could get laid on a morgue though. But good luck in your future endeavours.

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[heftysmokes]

I have a hard time believing you could get laid on a morgue though.

Well, I did get laid on a 7-11 once, but your girlfriend was so drunk she could hardly climb that ladder.

I think you were looking for the word "IN," not "on", douche.