Swisher Sweets, Philly, Black & Mild, etc

[buzz]

Do any of you consider any of the "gas station brands" a good cigar? Personally, I think they are alright as I enjoy to inhale my cigar and they hit pretty decently, but don't consider them real cigars. Black and Milds are pipe tobacco, yet still labeled as "cigar" for some reason.

I have no problem with them but find it hard to believe they can be labeled as a "cigar," when they're mainly tobacco in a piece of paper wrapped again in a leaf(if even applicable).

A few examples of gas station brands are as follows, I'd like to hear your guys' opinions on all of them:

Philly
Swisher Sweet
Black and Mild
White Owl
etc.

I like going to Chevron, cause their gas has Techron.

-Buzz

[badwhale]

Just said you went "cheap" with an $11 RyJ. Now, you smoke Swishers regularly?

Could be wrong, but I smell troll.

[Oilik]

Just said you went "cheap" with an $11 RyJ. Now, you smoke Swishers regularly?

Could be wrong, but I smell troll.

I do not smoke Shitshers regularly, one or two a month.

Edit: one or two packs a month.

[ashauler]

I do not smoke Shitshers regularly, one or two a month.

Edit: one or two packs a month.

So you call 'em "Shitshers" and still buy and smoke them? Oh, and one or two boxes a month is what I would call "regularly".

[Oilik]

So you call 'em "Shitshers" and still buy and smoke them? Oh, and one or two boxes a month is what I would call "regularly".

You must not smoke much then mate.

[b.read]

You're missing the point, homechicken....

First you said they sucked, then you made it sound like they were your "guilty pleasure" but in actuality, once you changed your post to show you meant one or two BOXES a month, it's obvious that you smoke them far too often for them to just be a "every now and then" kind of thing...see what I mean?


Oh, nevermind.. So! Beer in gas stations, huh?

[Oilik]

You're missing the point, homechicken....

First you said they sucked, then you made it sound like they were your "guilty pleasure" but in actuality, once you changed your post to show you meant one or two BOXES a month, it's obvious that you smoke them far too often for them to just be a "every now and then" kind of thing...see what I mean?


Oh, nevermind.. So! Beer in gas stations, huh?

Yeah, I see what you're saying. My bad, I worded it wrong. I smoke a lot so one or two packs(5-10 cigars, unlike a lot of "boxes") a month is not very regular for me. I don't mind smoking them, they hit excellent but taste like gas and shit. I apologize I should have proof read my posts.

As for beer in gas stations, Nasty Light should be banned; tastes like shit and takes a 24 pack to get one person drunk. Not even worth the saving of a few bucks.

[ashauler]

You must not smoke much then mate.

A. I'm not your fuckin' "mate".
B. I smoke plenty, just not shit sticks like swishers.
C. I think there is more than ground up paper, pubic hairs, and floor sweepings in the "shitshers" you're "hittin'".
D. Fuck off.

snip..... Ofcourse, I may be completely off base here, but that's what I've gathered during my short time on the board...snip

No shit, ya think?

[heftysmokes]

1. Swishers and the like are not cigars. They are brown oversized cigarettes (at best) that are dipped in chemicals to make them smell like something they're not. They don't deserve to be discussed here.
2. I smoked exactly one cigar in the month of December and have yet to have one in 2011. If you think that makes me unqualiied to participate on this board you can fuck yourself.
3. We have great beer in the gas stations here in Montana. Supermarkets have the best selection, though. Very little beer is sold in liquor stores. In fact, there are probably ~15 liquor stores in my town, and only one sells beer.
4. Conoco gas.

[buzz]

You must not smoke much then mate.

I've often wondered why there are people who use the word 'mate' when they get confrontational. It seems to be their method of demeaning the person that they are talking to. Why not just say "I'm better than you"? It's more to the point.

Then there are those people who use "ciao"... they should just say "bye, oh and I'm better than you."

Ciao, mate.

-Buzz

[ashauler]

I've often wondered why there are people who use the word 'mate' when they get confrontational. It seems to be their method of demeaning the person that they are talking to. Why not just say "I'm better than you"? It's more to the point.

Then there are those people use "ciao"... they should just say "bye, oh and I'm better than you."

Ciao, mate.

-Buzz

Wait, so he was demeaning me? If I'd have known that I wouldn't have wasted my time being nice.

[Mangyrat]

Troll is not bad if you Deep fry it.

Tdre977 you really have to try the sour apple ones.

[badwhale]

I shudder at the thought of anyone smoking gas-'gars.

They are fucking horrible. Except....maybe....Garcia Vega

[craig]

Villiger

and, of course, Techron.

[Paddy]

Villiger

and, of course, Techron.

Hey, Don't shit on villiger. They make some good dry cured cigars.
I would not put villiger or Schimmelpenninck in the same category as Swisher, White owl or Dutch master. they are a legit product.

[Tdre977]

Troll is not bad if you Deep fry it.

Tdre977 you really have to try the sour apple ones.

Do the sour apples come in those real classy glass tubes?

[WinstonSpencer]

King Edwards are my fav but i'll smoke anything "mango" flavored.

[Devil Doc]

King Edwards are my fav but i'll smoke anything "mango" flavored.

My first cigar was a King Edward. I was Thirteen. In those days of course they were made with cuban filler.

Doc.

[ggiese]

I like going to Chevron, cause their gas has Techron.

-Buzz

What about Shell gas - it contains NITROGEN!!!