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**buzz** · 04-04-2011, 08:37 PM

I just realized something... if I reveal the identity of Dawn, and any of you are actually paying attention to the prices and adding things up, you would be able to determine the price of Emily... which is of course no good. Dang cheaters. I must, therefore, postpone the revealification of Emily until after the Emily reviews have been submitted. Once I receive everyone's Emily review (and price guess) I will post up the Dawn reviews. A couple days later I'll post up the Emily reviews.

I'll tell you this much: Dawn is the kind of girl that you date for a couple months, then realize that she is crazy and break up with her, but then later realize that all girls are crazy so you decide to go back out with her again, but then realize that she is crazier than you remember, so you try to break up with her again but then she threatens your life and so you end up having to move to a different state to get away from her, but then you friend her on facebook, and then of course you decide to give her "one more chance".

I may or may not be blowing smoke there.

**logan37** · 04-04-2011, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by buzz

I just realized something... if I reveal the identity of Dawn, and any of you are actually paying attention to the prices and adding things up, you would be able to determine the price of Emily... which is of course no good. Dang cheaters. I must, therefore, postpone the revealification of Emily until after the Emily reviews have been submitted. Once I receive everyone's Emily review (and price guess) I will post up the Dawn reviews. A couple days later I'll post up the Emily reviews.

I'll tell you this much: Dawn is the kind of girl that you date for a couple months, then realize that she is crazy and break up with her, but then later realize that all girls are crazy so you decide to go back out with her again, but then realize that she is crazier than you remember, so you try to break up with her again but then she threatens your life and so you end up having to move to a different state to get away from her, but then you friend her on facebook, and then of course you decide to give her "one more chance".

I may or may not be blowing smoke there.

I know what Dawn is. And, I know that you know that I know what Dawn is.

**buzz** · 04-04-2011, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by logan37

I know what Dawn is. And, I know that you know that I know what Dawn is.

I knew that you knew that I knew that you would know what Dawn is. And that my friend is why I intentionally chose a new cigar that you would think that you knew what it was but in reality you would not know.

You should have known that.

**logan37** · 04-04-2011, 11:03 PM

I know.

**TachyCoventry** · 04-04-2011, 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by buzz

I'll tell you this much: Dawn is the kind of girl that you date for a couple months, then realize that she is crazy and break up with her, but then later realize that all girls are crazy so you decide to go back out with her again, but then realize that she is crazier than you remember, so you try to break up with her again but then she threatens your life and so you end up having to move to a different state to get away from her, but then you friend her on facebook, and then of course you decide to give her "one more chance".

Dang this sounds like my ex-girlfriend... thank God I got out of that cycle!

**TachyCoventry** · 04-04-2011, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by buzz

I'll tell you this much: Dawn is the kind of girl that you date for a couple months, then realize that she is crazy and break up with her, but then later realize that all girls are crazy so you decide to go back out with her again, but then realize that she is crazier than you remember, so you try to break up with her again but then she threatens your life and so you end up having to move to a different state to get away from her, but then you friend her on facebook, and then of course you decide to give her "one more chance".

Dang this sounds like my ex-girlfriend... thank God I got out of that cycle!

On another note, technically if you are even fair at math you would already be able to calculate the costs of Dawn and Emily based on the price that you paid and the quantity of each stick, and then the base cost of another set. You would have two equations with two variables. Not that I did that or anything... but you know, you COULD do that if you really wanted to.

**buzz** · 04-05-2011, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by TachyCoventry

Dang this sounds like my ex-girlfriend... thank God I got out of that cycle!

On another note, technically if you are even fair at math you would already be able to calculate the costs of Dawn and Emily based on the price that you paid and the quantity of each stick, and then the base cost of another set. You would have two equations with two variables. Not that I did that or anything... but you know, you COULD do that if you really wanted to.

Well, almost - you'd get close (within 3-4 bucks) - reason being that the price guesses are based on the cigar shopper price guide and not the prices that we actually bought the cigars at (we got some major deals).

For example, Carolyn's correct price guess was $6, but we actually only paid about $4. And of course you are forgetting that there was an administration fee, processing fee, and ashauler fee...

**Mizicke5273** · 04-05-2011, 06:36 AM

Man I'm lost, you guys are making this way too hard. Math, women, and mind reading?

What's next? Seriously this is way too complicated; I smoke cigars, scribble some random words and hope they make sense, and snap some photos. Easy. But now, oh man. The next Mega Review is gona be a doozy, what with it's super duper special theme and all.

**TachyCoventry** · 04-05-2011, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by buzz

Well, almost - you'd get close (within 3-4 bucks) - reason being that the price guesses are based on the cigar shopper price guide and not the prices that we actually bought the cigars at (we got some major deals).

For example, Carolyn's correct price guess was $6, but we actually only paid about $4. And of course you are forgetting that there was an administration fee, processing fee, and ashauler fee...

Ahhhhhh I forgot about the Ashauler fee! That's why I was off by a couple of bucks!!

Not that I tried that or anything...

**buzz** · 04-25-2011, 07:55 PM

So I wasn't able to get the Emily reviews posted because it was Easter weekend. If you got a problem with that you can talk to the LORD. I'll likely get the reviews posted up Friday after work, but maybe Thursday.

MR5 ideas are bouncing back and forth like a badminton game via PM as we speak. If anyone has suggestions/comments/complaints let me know. Actually if you have a complaint let ashauler know.