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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....Aunt Ethel, worried about business, started shooting at her. Alarms started going off, police and swat teams showed up out of nowhere....
    shouting "Drop the Sausage" and waving their weapons menacingly. Aunt Ethel hid her weapon under her........
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    shouting "Drop the Sausage" and waving their weapons menacingly. Aunt Ether hid her weapon under her........
    ....hat and went back to throwing cards into a hat across the room. She'd been there for about 5 minutes when she heard.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by mrtr33 View Post
    ....hat and went back to throwing cards into a hat across the room. She'd been there for about 5 minutes when she heard.....
    a loud whooshing noise. She put down the deck of cards and pulled.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    a loud whooshing noise. She put down the deck of cards and pulled.......
    Barney's finger...to her surprise a gerbil came shooting out of his tail! The ballerina peered around the conner and lifted her mask to get a good look at the gerbil mad dash across the room to see it squiring into buzz's






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    Quote Originally Posted by cinda View Post
    Barney's finger...to her surprise a gerbil came shooting out of his tail! The ballerina peered around the conner and lifted her mask to get a good look at the gerbil mad dash across the room to see it squiring into buzz's
    camera backpack. Buzz, slightly astonished at what was going on, removed the gerbil from his murse - err, camera backpack - and took it outside, where he saw badwhale, surrounded by TV reporters interviewing him about...
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    Buzz is smoking our cigars. This probably is his triumphant scam.

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    the death of Jessica Alba. A channel 3 news reporter, Dick Dumpling live on air stated a witness reported that






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    the gerbil had ripped out her jugular vein causing blood to...

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