Never ending.........

**denver24** · 05-11-2011, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by badwhale

was trimming the grass, and the hedges. Despite the seemingly benign nature of what the crew was doing,...

something just wasn't quite right. Timmy, the neighbor, decided to investigate so he...

**ashauler** · 05-11-2011, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by denver24

something just wasn't quite right. Timmy, the neighbor, decided to investigate so he...

put on his best suit, brushed his teeth, gargled and sauntered over to Aunt Ethel's front door. He rang the bell and was greeted by.....

**badwhale** · 05-11-2011, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by ashauler

put on his best suit, brushed his teeth, gargled and sauntered over to Aunt Ethel's front door. He rang the bell and was greeted by.....

Jessica Alba, with nothing on but the radio. All the staff at Aunt Ethel's was missing, and Timmy took this oppourtunity to...

**ashauler** · 05-11-2011, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by badwhale

Jessica Alba, with nothing on but the radio. All the staff at Aunt Ethel's was missing, and Timmy took this oppourtunity to...

try and take a free-ride if ya know what I mean. Little did he know that Jessica...

**denver24** · 05-11-2011, 04:10 PM

Originally Posted by ashauler

try and take a free-ride if ya know what I mean. Little did he know that Jessica...

had other plans. So she smacked Timmy with a frying pan and...

**Tdre977** · 05-16-2011, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by denver24

had other plans. So she smacked Timmy with a frying pan and...

Ran off with the supreme sausage link of power cleverly hidden on herself. Everything was going according to plan, until.....

**mrtr33** · 05-16-2011, 09:20 AM

....Aunt Ethel, worried about business, started shooting at her. Alarms started going off, police and swat teams showed up out of nowhere....

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