Doomsday Preppers

[craig]

Doomsday is closer than you think.

[badwhale]

Doomsday is closer than you think.

eminent beetle outbreak?

[cigarsarge]

I do have a couple months of MRE and water stored. I live on the New Madrid fault line. I went to several federal mandated FEMA classes...About 120 hours worth. It made me realize if and when the quake occurs lots of folks are SOL. As far as the world ending...When time is up it is up. Ain't shit you can do.

I am worried about the zombie thing...I worked a domestic last night. I met two in person.

[craig]

eminent beetle outbreak?

Peter Venkman: Well, you can believe Mr. Pecker...
Walter Peck: My name is "Peck."
Peter Venkman: Or you can accept the fact that this city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff!
Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Ray Stanz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling!
Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes!
Winston Zeddmore: The dead rising from the grave!
Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!
Mayor: Enough! I get the point! And what if you're wrong?
Peter Venkman: If we're wrong, then nothing happens. We go to jail, peacefully, quietly. We'll enjoy it. But if we're right, and we can stop this thing... Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.