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[Eville]

Well, I had a pretty good night. Luck has proven himself to be a beast yet again with 32.30 points before they pulled him to let Hasselbeck play the last quarter. I wish they would have let him stay in.

[ashauler]

Well, I had a pretty good night. Luck has proven himself to be a beast yet again with 32.30 points before they pulled him to let Hasselbeck play the last quarter. I wish they would have let him stay in.

No shit, Luck is killing it.
I need at least 20 yds from Forte to get the win this week......fingers crossed he doesn't stub his fuckin' toe on the first play from scrimmage.

[DanB6177]

No shit, Luck is killing it.
I need at least 2 yds from Forte to get the win this week......fingers crossed he doesn't stub his fuckin' toe on the first play from scrimmage.

I heard he has the flu

Eddie Lacy on the block!!!!

[buzz]

So... I won again which is no surprise. No big deal. Nothing more really to say about it. I won. Period. It happens a lot. Whateves. Get over it or deal with it... either way get used to it. I just want to take a moment for a quick shout-out to my players and my assistant coaches, and of course my fans for their support. Oh and thanks to my DEF position, which was some team I can't remember now -- but they were a team within my team and I think they gave me some points somehow. No idea how, but again, I won -- so whateves.

Now apparently I have some great footballer on my team, named Jamaal. Umm, Jamaal... Jamaal... (8 minutes trying to find my roster on Yahoo's overly complex website layout)... Charles. Yep that's it, Jamaal Charles. He plays for... (8 minutes more) uh, forget it, whatever. He plays football. Now Jamie sent me multiple PMs begging me to trade him Jamaal*. I of course refused because, well, I guess I'm just used to telling Jamie "no" in PMs. Well, if I'm understanding Yahoo's site here correctly, Jamaal isn't playing football this year. He gave me 0.00 points and has (or had?) a 25% start (whatever that is). Somehow I knew Jamaal would acquire 0.00 points this week so I benched him straight up in an effort to teach him a lesson.

* May or may not have actually happened, I get so many PMs it's hard to keep track.

Unfortunately the lesson hasn't been learned yet, as next week he is listed as "questionable" because of an ankle or a toe or something. Football players, sheesh. They can't play both offense and defense, they take a 5 minute break between every 10-second play, they huff oxygen on the sidelines, and they injure themselves during celebrations. I mean come on. Football would be better if it was more like hockey.

Next week pretty much all of my players are on a Bye Week, and I'm thinking I may just leave things as-is to give you guys a chance. I'm not sure who I am playing next but I'll go ahead and apologize now for the tremendous beating you will receive. Maybe I should go ahead and make a bunch of moves so that when I win you won't feel so bad (it will be like I really had to try). First move I'll make is to bench my TE and replace him with the trombone player from the marching band.

Oh, and if I ever figure out how the heck you guys are able to post "smack talk" on the Yahoo site I'll respond to your nonsense there. Until then, I'll post over here.