Intelligence Report

[cigar no baka]

I would give it to Jimmy Carter myself. Let's see, he gives away the canal we built, let's Castro send all of his criminals and insane to us, the contras, and when Rammstein gets bombed he puts my dad and his men on guard duty in Germany with no bullets.

President Jimmy Cahtah would be my runner up for sure, for all those reasons plus many more.

[WhiteWidow]

President Jimmy Cahtah would be my runner up for sure, for all those reasons plus many more.

On the other side of the coin, I would have to say hands down the coolest President was Andrew Jackson. Once someone tried to shoot him on the steps of the Captial, but when the gun misfired he beat the shit out of the dude with a cane.