Funny Story.

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I mean there's all sorts of useful advice in the bible relevent for modern living.

Agreed.

Stoning to death disobedient children, keeping slaves, selling children into slavery, putting to death those who continue to work on the sabbath, how eating shelfish and homosexuality are equal abominations along with wearling clothes made from different threads and planting different crops in the same field.

Please provide specific references to scripture as I have read the Bible and don't remember reading what you have written above. I do recall the Bible talking about slavery, but I believe it said if you are a slave you should be the best slave you can be.