To be honest. The x doesnt make a good anything. I traded her in for a younger Mrs Claus. Wouldnt ya know, the dam reindeer drank all my whiskey and I couldnt find anyone to pull my freakin sleigh. I hope you understand when I say I am sorry I couldnt drop ship your present down your chimney while doing a fly by. I had to UPS it. Please find it in your heart to forgive old Santa.
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