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Cabaiguan Juan
I see you've been bad. You must still be on that medication and not thinking clearly, why else would you be a Redskins fan and spanking 40 year olds while babysitting them. Today is your lucky day. Mrs Claus gave it up to Santa this morning so I am in a great mood. Why don't you tell Santa what you want for christmas. NO you cant have Mrs Claus.
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I will give you 1 million dollars for Mrs. Claus. This is the only time i will offer this.Originally Posted by Secret Santa
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown
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If I cannot have the Mrs's, I guess I'll have to go with plan B.Something Medium to full bodied, maduro if possible.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown
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Ok, here's what I will do because I am still in a good mood. You get the X- Mrs Claus and I will throw in some smokes for the pain you will go through.
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The X Mrs. Claus, huh? I bet she makes a great re-gift.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown
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To be honest. The x doesnt make a good anything. I traded her in for a younger Mrs Claus. Wouldnt ya know, the dam reindeer drank all my whiskey and I couldnt find anyone to pull my freakin sleigh. I hope you understand when I say I am sorry I couldnt drop ship your present down your chimney while doing a fly by. I had to UPS it. Please find it in your heart to forgive old Santa.
Last edited by Secret Santa; 11-13-2006 at 01:29 PM.
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I promiss not to piss my self next time i sit on your lap.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown
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Santa is going to be busy the next few weeks trying to figure out who's been nice and who has been a rotten piece of shit and because the reindeer are still cocked your present will be delivered UPS tomorrow.
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sweet.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown
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Did ya get it. Santa wants to know.
Delivery Notification
Dear Customer,
This is in response to your request for delivery information concerning the shipment listed below.
Tracking Number: 1Z 0Y6 V92 02 9698 341 1
Service Type: 2ND DAY AIR
Package Weight: 2.00 Lbs
Shipped or Billed on: 11/13/2006
Delivered on: 11/15/2006 11:53 A.M.
Delivered to: US
Signed by: T SMITH
Location: OFFICE
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The package delivery office was closed when i finally got home, but sounds like it will be there tomorrow. I do know T Smith, soi it should be there. Sorry Santa, but gotta wait till tomorrow.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown
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Hooray!!
So I got my package! I must have put more in my posts then I thought, because Santa hooked me up with my favorite bottle of whiskey, and a few cigars that I've wanted to try: Gurkha, Padilla and Perdomo. Awesome! Seriously, great stuff! Thanks alot.
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." -unknown
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Glad you received the package in one piece. After I sent it I thougt to myself what if that bottle breaks. The North Pole is quite a trip. Merry Christmas
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CJ. I hear you're a little stumped as to my true identity.Let me help ya out a little. When the package was shipped and signed for it really freaked me out. Hmmmmmmmmmm.
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