Chris' Basic Rules of Smoking
1) Keep lit end out of mouth
2) Don't let the hot ash drop onto unprotected skin
3) Never inhale
4) Don't scorch mustache trying to relight a cigar with a max length of 1.5"
5) Try to look as cool as possible
Originally Posted by Heftysmokes:
Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.
and a few more (great list by the way):
6) never put the grey end in your mouth
7)if using a torch lighter, check how long the flame is before putting cigar in mouth and pointing lighter at the foot.
8)Never share cigars.. It's grossly unhygenic. (Three guys came into my B&M the other day and shared one cigar........)
There's only two kinds of cigars, the kind you like and the kind you don't.
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