How to Smoke a Cigar?

[cigar no baka]

Chris' Basic Rules of Smoking

1) Keep lit end out of mouth
2) Don't let the hot ash drop onto unprotected skin
3) Never inhale
4) Don't scorch mustache trying to relight a cigar with a max length of 1.5"
5) Try to look as cool as possible

and a few more (great list by the way):

6) never put the grey end in your mouth
7)if using a torch lighter, check how long the flame is before putting cigar in mouth and pointing lighter at the foot.
8)Never share cigars.. It's grossly unhygenic. (Three guys came into my B&M the other day and shared one cigar........)