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    Default Xchange classic Havanas,limited "supplies"

    Hi everybody I'm Donald new to this forum&'d like to Xchange some classic Havanas with you for some great non-Cubans!I'm from Hong Kong where non-Cubans are VERY VERY
    rare,the only abundant brand available here is the expensive Davidoff,but we've plenty of Havanas,so i want to try some non-Cubans and compare!!!I work in a local Havanas' cigar store as salesperson and I can get Havanas at a discounted price.As this exchange is
    personal so I would only be exchanging a limited no. of Havanas for non-Cubans for my
    own use,perhaps 5 sticks of Havanas would be Xchanged this time.
    Cigars are exchanged with refrence to my rates,of course you can do some bargain w/me
    in PMs,the shipping would be USPS Express for me and Hong Kong Post EMS for you.

    The classic Havanas for Xchange this time:Montecristo No.2 [CA 2007 No.3 94pts]
    The MSRP from CA would be GBP15.20/~30USD,but as these 5 Monte2 are from my store
    I've got a 15% staff discount,with a lower tax rate(Hong Kong) than UK,plus our
    cigars are from Switzerland distributors not the Asian Havanas Monopoly Pacific Cigars,
    I buy the cigars at around 22USD/stick.

    ADDITIONAL STEALTH PROTECTION:
    -As the states has trade embargo on Havanas,we can removed the Cuban bands
    from the cigars and mailed them to you through postal service like a letter with no additional
    cost.So you can put the Cuban band on the cigar before smoking it!

    PROCEDURES:
    -If you're interested,plz PM me and discuss w/me about the deal.After the deal is made,
    you ship your cigar through USPS Express and provide me the tracking no.,then
    I would do the same once i've got the tracking no.

    <<ANY QUESTIONS PM ME>>
    <<ACT FAST WHILE "SUPPLIES" LAST>>

    My Xchange rates:
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    <1 for 2>
    Padron Series1926 80th Aniversary(NAT/MAD)
    <1 for 1>
    Padron Series 1926 No.9(NATURAL)
    Fuente Fuente Opus X PerfecXion No.4
    <2 for 1>
    RP Decade Toro
    Liga Privada No.9
    Coronado by La Flor (Corona Gorda/Double Corona)
    El Centurion by Don Pepin Garcia
    Ashton
    <3 for 1>
    -Oliva Series V Torpedo
    -Illusione cg:4
    -RP Vintage-92/90,Connecticut,Sungrown...(all except Decade/aniversary Series)
    -Cusano (all series except the bundles)
    -Don Pepin Garcia
    -Maccunudo
    -Arturo Fuente
    -A.V.O.
    -Zino Platinum
    <4 for 1>
    -Hoyo de Monterrey Excalibur Maduro Epicure
    -Oliva Series O
    -Perdomo Lot23
    -Nub
    -C.A.O.
    -Camacho
    -Zino Mouton Cadet
    <5 for 1>
    -Oliva Series G
    -Sol Cubano
    -5 Vegas
    -Cigar.com
    -CI legends(copper/green)
    -Altadis U.S.A. Brands(ask me for "exchange rates" first)
    -General Cigars Brands(ask me for "exchange rates" first)
    <10 for 1>
    -Habanos Puros bundles
    -Flor de Oliva
    -B-line by Bahia
    -Baccarat
    <20 for 1>
    -Primeros Regional by Cigar.com
    -Toro de Oro
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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    no one has touched this yet? ...really?

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    uuummmm... yeah....


    I really don't know what to say about this....


    NO?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dm1992 View Post
    Hi everybody I'm Donald new to this forum&'d like to Xchange some classic Havanas with you for some great non-Cubans!I'm from Hong Kong where non-Cubans are VERY VERY
    rare,the only abundant brand available here is the expensive Davidoff,but we've plenty of Havanas,so i want to try some non-Cubans and compare!!!I work in a local Havanas' cigar store as salesperson and I can get Havanas at a discounted price.As this exchange is
    personal so I would only be exchanging a limited no. of Havanas for non-Cubans for my
    own use,perhaps 5 sticks of Havanas would be Xchanged this time.
    Cigars are exchanged with refrence to my rates,of course you can do some bargain w/me
    in PMs,the shipping would be USPS Express for me and Hong Kong Post EMS for you.

    The classic Havanas for Xchange this time:Montecristo No.2 [CA 2007 No.3 94pts]
    The MSRP from CA would be GBP15.20/~30USD,but as these 5 Monte2 are from my store
    I've got a 15% staff discount,with a lower tax rate(Hong Kong) than UK,plus our
    cigars are from Switzerland distributors not the Asian Havanas Monopoly Pacific Cigars,
    I buy the cigars at around 22USD/stick.

    ADDITIONAL STEALTH PROTECTION:
    -As the states has trade embargo on Havanas,we can removed the Cuban bands
    from the cigars and mailed them to you through postal service like a letter with no additional
    cost.So you can put the Cuban band on the cigar before smoking it!

    PROCEDURES:
    -If you're interested,plz PM me and discuss w/me about the deal.After the deal is made,
    you ship your cigar through USPS Express and provide me the tracking no.,then
    I would do the same once i've got the tracking no.

    <<ANY QUESTIONS PM ME>>
    <<ACT FAST WHILE "SUPPLIES" LAST>>

    My Xchange rates:
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    <1 for 2>
    Padron Series1926 80th Aniversary(NAT/MAD)
    <1 for 1>
    Padron Series 1926 No.9(NATURAL)
    Fuente Fuente Opus X PerfecXion No.4
    <2 for 1>
    RP Decade Toro
    Liga Privada No.9
    Coronado by La Flor (Corona Gorda/Double Corona)
    El Centurion by Don Pepin Garcia
    Ashton
    <3 for 1>
    -Oliva Series V Torpedo
    -Illusione cg:4
    -RP Vintage-92/90,Connecticut,Sungrown...(all except Decade/aniversary Series)
    -Cusano (all series except the bundles)
    -Don Pepin Garcia
    -Maccunudo
    -Arturo Fuente
    -A.V.O.
    -Zino Platinum
    <4 for 1>
    -Hoyo de Monterrey Excalibur Maduro Epicure
    -Oliva Series O
    -Perdomo Lot23
    -Nub
    -C.A.O.
    -Camacho
    -Zino Mouton Cadet
    <5 for 1>
    -Oliva Series G
    -Sol Cubano
    -5 Vegas
    -Cigar.com
    -CI legends(copper/green)
    -Altadis U.S.A. Brands(ask me for "exchange rates" first)
    -General Cigars Brands(ask me for "exchange rates" first)
    <10 for 1>
    -Habanos Puros bundles
    -Flor de Oliva
    -B-line by Bahia
    -Baccarat
    <20 for 1>
    -Primeros Regional by Cigar.com
    -Toro de Oro
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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    Quote Originally Posted by basil View Post
    You're a fucking idiot.

    That's the words I was looking for
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

    ~ Col. Sanders ~


    "I guess all we need to do now is give a shit what you think. I'll work on that."

    ~ ashauler ~

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    Whats the exchange rate on White Owls by the way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReV View Post
    Whats the exchange rate on White Owls by the way?
    I think it's 1 to 1, since you'll probably be getting white owls in return!
    "We're at NOW now... everything that's hapening now... is happening NOW!"

    ~ Col. Sanders ~


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    Wait, I think I can top this one.

    I'm going to dump my humidor in the driveway, then drive over the pile of cigars with my truck (twice), then scoop them up into a bucket to use as mulch in the flower bed. I've heard that tobacco makes good rose mulch, especially the Montecristo's.

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    Bwahahahaha!

    22$ for a grey market at best Monte #2??


    Go peddle your wares elsewhere...maybe CL would be a better fit for you.
    {*insert snide remark here*}
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    Ah man, who let this knob on the board.
    I thought it was a tampon joke!

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    I bid $.50


    DG



    Did I win?
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    Quote Originally Posted by drew_goring View Post
    Bwahahahaha!

    22$ for a grey market at best Monte #2??


    Go peddle your wares elsewhere...maybe CL would be a better fit for you.
    Aw, c'mon man......I bet you could clean up with some of those sticks from Argentinia. They've never seen anything like those in Hong Kong.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashauler View Post
    Aw, c'mon man......I bet you could clean up with some of those sticks from Argentinia. They've never seen anything like those in Hong Kong.......
    You know it. Rumor has it they are smoking well.
    {*insert snide remark here*}
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    Hmmm... do I really want to waste my 1500th post on this??

    Aw hell, why not?

    Quote Originally Posted by basil View Post
    You're a fucking idiot.
    This is a killer...

    ADDITIONAL STEALTH PROTECTION:
    -As the states has trade embargo on Havanas,we can removed the Cuban bands
    from the cigars and mailed them to you through postal service like a letter with no additional
    cost.So you can put the Cuban band on the cigar before smoking it!

    PROCEDURES:
    -If you're interested,plz PM me and discuss w/me about the deal.After the deal is made,
    you ship your cigar through USPS Express and provide me the tracking no.,then
    I would do the same once i've got the tracking no.

    Last edited by Shelby07; 07-16-2008 at 01:25 PM.

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    Who opened up the asshat door again???

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    Hello, my name is Kenutho Fukyutho. I am a citizen of Ashatland. I have recently inherited a very large amount of cigars in the equivalent of two Kadgillion US three dollar bills. My father was killed by As-crack troops and I'm afraid they'll blow me away next. I would like leave this oppressive country and come to the US with my newfound wealth, but I have no way to move the cigars since I am being watched and Havanas are illegal in the US. I would like to offer you the opportunity to help me move my cigars and in return you can keep half of them. Please send me the money to air ship you the Kadgillion Havana cigars. They are on pallets, so it will be expensive. I will eventually meet you to take possession of my half and allow you to have repeated sex with my model wife as thanks. Please send me much money fast!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenyth View Post
    Hello, my name is Kenutho Fukyutho. I am a citizen of Ashatland. I have recently inherited a very large amount of cigars in the equivalent of two Kadgillion US three dollar bills. My father was killed by As-crack troops and I'm afraid they'll blow me away next. I would like leave this oppressive country and come to the US with my newfound wealth, but I have no way to move the cigars since I am being watched and Havanas are illegal in the US. I would like to offer you the opportunity to help me move my cigars and in return you can keep half of them. Please send me the money to air ship you the Kadgillion Havana cigars. They are on pallets, so it will be expensive. I will eventually meet you to take possession of my half and allow you to have repeated sex with my model wife as thanks. Please send me much money fast!


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