Quote Originally Posted by Cigary View Post
OMG,,,from hereon you shall be known as the Anus of Grinchdom. How old are you for Gods sake with this infantile dribble? The only fear you send is the stench of gas that comes out of your wretched mouth. Keep it coming Diesel as I stand in awe of your new low of being a complete douchebag. Your parents must be so proud of the prodigy they raised but then again we'd have to single out just exactly who your Daddy was when your mom was frequenting the docks. I'm thinking with the gene pool so shallow its no wonder you act like the peckerwood you are so I guess it really isn't all your fault. Good thing mom wasn't a sheepherder or you'd be wearing a bell around your neck today. I crack myself up sometimes. Just came in to see if you are still leaving me notes that I can't read,,,except for this one. Come on back and put some more fear into me Diesel so you can continue to be my bitch on here.

This post has three main sections. In the first, I argue that there is not a single word in that sentence that Cigary can take exception to. In the second, I make it clear that I must call your attention to the problem of conscienceless deadbeats if we are fully to appreciate the entire menace represented by directionless desperados. And in the third and final section, I conclude that Cigary's deeds owe much to the convictions of dissolute smart alecks. Before I say anything else, let me remind Cigary that in a rather infamous post, he exclaimed that "the truth", "the whole truth", and "nothing but the truth" are three different things. (I edited out the rest of what he said because, well, it didn't really say anything.)

Did it ever occur to Cigary that maybe it is my contention that he takes boosterism to bed with him at night and snuggles up to it as if it were a big, fuzzy teddy bear? Dream on. He contends that human life is expendable. Sounds rather execrable, doesn't it? Well, that's Cigary for you. Whatever your age, you now have only one choice. That choice is between a democratic, peace-loving regime that, you hope, may educate the public on a range of issues and, as the alternative, the judgmental and incompetent dirigisme currently being forced upon us by Cigary. Choose carefully because Cigary's propaganda factories continuously spew forth messages like, "Cigary is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted" and, "This is the best of all possible worlds and that Cigary is the best of all possible people". What they don't tell you, though, is that from secret-handshake societies meeting at "the usual place" to back-door admissions committees, Cigary's trained seals have always found a way to encourage individuals to disregard other people, to become fully self-absorbed.

Take it from me: Now that I've been exposed to Cigary's remonstrations I must admit that I don't completely understand them. Perhaps I need to get out more. Or perhaps I have a message for Cigary. My message is that, for the good of us all, he should never extirpate the very things that I cherish. He should never even try to do such a piteous thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that Cigary can fool some of the people all of the time. He can fool all of the people some of the time. But he can't fool all of the people all of the time.