BigWhiteAsh

[Secret Santa]

I can't find any record of one good thing you have contributed to humanity in the last year. I know the volume of coal I'm dropping onto your house from my sleigh, I'm just wondering about the color now.

Should there be ANYTHING left, what would you like this year in the way of cigars? No need to tell me if you've been naughty or nice, I don't want to be held legally liable for anything you've told me.

Have any other favorites? Drinks? Beer? Vino? Sardines?

[bigwhiteash]

Wow... I guess your list IS accurate, no need to check it twice Santa, you hit the nail on the head!


If you happen to have a few cigars left, you can drop the spicier, strong, head spinners on me. I'll probably be all wired up on coffee, and half drunk on beer when you fly by, so make sure you have your radar on, and don't be careful where you step on my roof

[Secret Santa]

Seriously? Sobotaging your roof for Santa? I'll have a hard enough time getting my reindeer to land close to your house again. Neither Donner nor Blitzen walk like they used to since last year.

I think I have some extra White Owl Peach AND White Owl Apple cigar butts for you.......what kind of beer or wine do you normally prefer? I might have a line on some Molson Ice Light or Boones Farm around here I'll try slinging through your windows.......

[Secret Santa]

ahem.

[bigwhiteash]

Santa? is that really you??

I like IPA's and Stouts in the beer catagory, wine I tend toward the Merlot other reds.


I have been up on my roof, and I finally scraped up what was left by the Easter Bunny, so landing should be slightly less treacherous. I also took down the razor-wire.

[bigwhiteash]

So I get to my mailbox after work yesterday, and theres this flat envelope stuffed in there. Thinking this may be documents from some legal action against me, I dont think much about it. Just out of curiosity, I glance at the return address... "Secret Santa, Package #3"!

Uh Oh..

So I pull around to the house, and there on the porch, are a pair of priority mail boxes!
I open #3 first, and here is a sheet of paper, with the words "HO HO HO", and a pair of CD's with a very nice, diverse selection of Mp3 music. Then I get to box #2... Opened to find a pair of very intriquing micro-brewed beers. Then comes box #1...

This one contains cigars, and Oh BOY... MORE cigars! Cigars of a selection that looks like Moki's website

Santa, you have humbled, and astounded me with your generosity, this will not soon be forgotten

Mark, (mrtr33), it was a nice try with the anonomous return address, but the postmark from Bend, OR gave you away.

Thank You Brother

Dennis~