Derivation, have you been a good or bad boy this year? Have you been naughty or nice? Tell me why I should carry some special delicate surprises all the way from the North Pole.

It seems lately you have been very giving, are you trying to trick old Santa? Are you trying to make up for some bads things you did through the year? I am going to send my best elf down to Jersey to do a little investigating, I will find out.

If you have been good and my elf tells me the same, what do you want under the tree this year? Don't be shy, I know you have a list, I already gave you the Phillies. Remeber what I said last year, Mrs Claus is still off limits.

Santa

By the way, forget the cookies and milk, this year I want spiked eggnog and rum cake.