I can't find any record of one good thing you have contributed to humanity in the last year. I know the volume of coal I'm dropping onto your house from my sleigh, I'm just wondering about the color now.

Should there be ANYTHING left, what would you like this year in the way of cigars? No need to tell me if you've been naughty or nice, I don't want to be held legally liable for anything you've told me.

Have any other favorites? Drinks? Beer? Vino? Sardines?