Santa,

Rather than thinking I almost forgot you, take it as I was willing to give you a much needed break from swinging by my house this year.

I prefer full-bodied cigars. I'm looking for a cigar so strong it gives me the hiccups. Normally I like Nicaraguan cigars, and maduros, but I'm still a newb and have much to learn in the way of cigars. Anything you come up with would be fabulous. I like whiskey, single malt scotch, port, nonfiction books, and just about any kind of music imaginable.

Surprise me, Santa. I thank you and am looking forward to your visit.