Nice elevator music while on hold to my ISP.
Then i get to listen to excuses on why the bad connection speed is my fault.

More elevator music while I'm transfered to a different tech to replace all the lines in my house so they will shut up about it being my wiring that is the problem.

Now I'm starting to really like elevator music.
I guess ill have to call back and find out what station they are playing while I'm on hold.