I was told that there is a group of oil rig people in this thread — I worked up a joke especially for the the oil rig people. Those of you who aren't oil rig people probably won't get this and won't think it's funny, but I think those of you who are oil rig people will really enjoy this.

This rig supervisor was out on a pipe maintenance job, and he started working on a Findlay pipe head with a Langstrom seven-inch gangly wrench. Just then this little apprentice leaned over and said, 'You can't work on a Findlay pipe head with a Langstrom seven-inch wrench.' Well, this infuriated the supervisor, so he went and got Volume 14 of the Kinsley manual, and he reads to him and says, 'The Langstrom seven-inch wrench can be used with the Findlay sprocket.' Just then the little apprentice leaned over and says, 'It says 'sprocket', not 'socket'!'






You two need to get a room...