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  1. 01-23-2009, 10:49 PM #1
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    Default 2 boxes of Cohiba Esplendidos

    I have 2 boxes available of fresh cohiba esplendidos brought home with me from my trip to cuba.





    $400 per box shipped in the USA.

    Paypal accepted

    Contact: Mkanczuga@hotmail.com

    Location: Toronto, ON

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    400, pssst, I'll do better than that...

    I bid .072 canadian dollars and my last weeks' used q-tips.
    "If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end; if you look for comfort you will not get either comfort or truth only soft soap and wishful thinking to begin, and in the end, despair." -C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity
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    I bid 2 banana flavored Backwoods, a rare 1986 Lincoln penny, 3 used home pregnancy tests, and half of a yellow Shamwow.
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    Damnit, a shamwow, I cannot compete unless I pull out the...... THE SNUGGIE, I add a SNUGGIE that I diarrhead in.
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    oh sure. first you'll try to sell us your cohibas; then you'll try to sell us on a '93 Ford Probe
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMacFU View Post
    400, pssst, I'll do better than that...

    I bid .072 canadian dollars and my last weeks' used q-tips.

    Are those Q-Tips still available?
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    Ok first off. Next time you box up a bunch of fakes at least line up the cigar bands. Even the communists package their stuff with an eye to the consumer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigwhiteash View Post
    Are those Q-Tips still available?
    I'll overnight 'em to you just because I like you.
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    OK, i know i am getting in on this late, but i am willing to part with my jar of toe nail clipping. but only if this box of Cohibas has the glass top to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ukyfan View Post
    OK, i know i am getting in on this late, but i am willing to part with my jar of toe nail clipping. but only if this box of Cohibas has the glass top to it.
    No friggin way, I've been saving my bellybutton lint, toe jam and nail clippings for a genuine glass top cohiba box. I've even got a few like new diapers if there are any cigars in the box.
    Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Streetthispgt View Post
    I have 2 boxes available of fresh cohiba esplendidos brought home with me from my trip to cuba.





    $400 per box shipped in the USA.

    Paypal accepted

    Contact: Mkanczuga@hotmail.com

    Location: Toronto, ON

    Thanks,
    Martin.
    You are a dumbass.

    But I will give you 5$ and a whole shamwow if you pick up the shipping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefchris View Post
    Well played, sir
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    Forget all these tightwads and their outrageously low bids. I'll tell you what...you send me these two authentic boxes of fine Cuban cigars, and to make sure they get here safe, don't use packing peanuts, use crumpled up 5 dollar bills. As soon as I get the cigars, I'll take them out, shit in the boxes and send said boxes back to you.
    Don't worry, I'll send them COD...

    Fuck off.

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    C'mon guys, lets show a little community and good will..........GB? You all know how hard fresh cubans are to find.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefchris View Post
    Shamwow? Shamwow? I don't buy anything unless it is endorsed by Billy Mays. Does Billy Mays endorse these cigars. If so can you throw in a hercules hook? If so how much?

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    lmao - dang. this some funny shit. Yep Srttppbbttt you got fucked. hehe not knowing the formalities, etc. here is about as lame an excuse as they come. You're admitting to not knowing and not caring enough to find out before you try to barrel through here trying to rip people off. Ignorance and apathy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Streetthispgt View Post
    Wow didn't know how ignorant most members on this forum are.

    Anyways if there is a problem why wont one of you wise asses state what the problem is.

    Authenticity concerns????? Price too low?????

    I'm not here to rip anyone off, if there is a concern about authenticity as far as the research that I've done on this board they are real.
    If anyone requests pictures of labels on the cigars or any other part I am more then happy to provide.
    Welcome to OUR forum.

    Quote Originally Posted by Streetthispgt View Post
    Ok I was completely oblivious to the the fact that cuban cigars were not to be sold on these boards. As you can tell I have just registered so I am not famaliar with all the policies on here but I appreciate the warm welcome and worthy advice (Corvin). If this thread needs to be deleted, please do so as I do not want to violate your rules.
    Sorry, you don't get off that easy. We don't delete posts. Your ignorance will be here as long as we are. Ass.
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