Originally Posted by Heftysmokes:
Maybe I should do a movie review on Apollo 13 and tell you all "that's as real as it gets" since I'm a fucking astronaut.
Forget all these tightwads and their outrageously low bids. I'll tell you what...you send me these two authentic boxes of fine Cuban cigars, and to make sure they get here safe, don't use packing peanuts, use crumpled up 5 dollar bills. As soon as I get the cigars, I'll take them out, shit in the boxes and send said boxes back to you.
Don't worry, I'll send them COD...
Fuck off.
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C'mon guys, lets show a little community and good will..........GB? You all know how hard fresh cubans are to find.
Wow didn't know how ignorant most members on this forum are.
Anyways if there is a problem why wont one of you wise asses state what the problem is.
Authenticity concerns????? Price too low?????
I'm not here to rip anyone off, if there is a concern about authenticity as far as the research that I've done on this board they are real.
If anyone requests pictures of labels on the cigars or any other part I am more then happy to provide.
Oh, good Grief
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How about you, came in unannounced and tried to sell possibly fake Cuban cigars.
If you had introduced yourself, let us know about the cigars you smoke, a little about you and stuck around for a while then tried to sell your cigars you might have got a better reception.
Probably not though since according to the Official Policy on Cuban Cigars which states
So with that said, I'll bid the lint from my belly button and a slightly used diaper from my daughter.I would like to officially declare that the sale or trade of Cuban Cigars (ISOM’s) are not be discussed on this board
Just a stay at home dad (retired until I choose otherwise, thanks Canadian Army medical pension) hanging out and enjoying the good life.
It almost sounds like you are actually ignorant, as opposed to just stupid, so I'll take pity on a fellow Canadian and explain: The cigars are fake. The box screams fake. The warranty certificate screams fake. Even the serial number on the sticker screams fake. The lack of the Cuban domestic market hologram sticker screams fake. I haven't even looked at the cigars yet and everything about them screams fake. You were conned in Cuba, along with many, many, many other tourists. Look at Toronto's craigslist and kijiji and you can see all the other boxes of cigars that are just as fake as yours. Somehow I don't think you have the stamped export form and government receipt, right? The young'uns have a saying for this ... "epic fail."
BTW, watch for cigar beetles.
Craig
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lmao - dang. this some funny shit. Yep Srttppbbttt you got fucked. hehe not knowing the formalities, etc. here is about as lame an excuse as they come. You're admitting to not knowing and not caring enough to find out before you try to barrel through here trying to rip people off. Ignorance and apathy.
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