Favorite quotes!

[cigarsarge]

Eat shit and die.....William Jenkins

[CoventryCat86]

Eat shit and die.....William Jenkins

LMAO!!! How'd you get a copy of my high school yearbook? I think that was listed in the "Favorite Saying" part under my picture

[8-5-8]

"Therefore the skillful leader subdues the enemy's troops without any fighting;
he captures their cities without laying seige to them;
he overthrows their kingdom without lengthy operations in the field."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

And my sig line as well

[Lazy1]

It's better to be believed and idiot and keep you mouth shut, Than to speak up and remove all doubt.
- Unknown Author

I know it's a variation on one in the list but I like this alot.

[SFG75]

Did you ever think that making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg? It seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.

and...

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

-Lyndon Johnson

[Iced T]

It's better to be believed and idiot and keep you mouth shut, Than to speak up and remove all doubt.
- Unknown Author

I think that was Lincoln.

Here are my senior quotes from High School:

"I have often regretted my speech, never my silence." - Xenocrates

"Hell is the impossibility of reason. That's what this place feels like, Hell." -Chris Taylor (Platoon)

"You are entering a world of pain." -Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski)

[QuietC]

Minds are like parachutes. They work best when open.
- Lord Thomas Dewar

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame others.
- unknown

[Shagaroo]

You sir are done! - Leebo, 2005

[nhcigarfan]

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the laminations of their women!" - Conan the Barbarian's response to "What's best in life"

"Did that just happen?" Chong's statment about the stoned motorcycle cop pulling them over and asking for their hotdog.


"Put the lotion in the basket." Silence of the Lambs.

[Kayakinboy]

Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around. - Vanilla Sky

What are we stealing? - Oceans 12

What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass! - Girl Next Door

Micheal Moore: President Bush, what advice would you give america's youth?
Bush: Get a job!

This was said after bush took a reported 4 month break during his first term of presidency.

[QuietC]

"Therefore the skillful leader subdues the enemy's troops without any fighting;
he captures their cities without laying seige to them;
he overthrows their kingdom without lengthy operations in the field."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

And my sig line as well

i just got some sort of book thing in the mail, kind of like columbia house with cd's but for books, anyways, i saw that book in there, is it any good?