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some of my favorites that i cant find right now went something like...
Today, I got back to my scooter to find that someone had stolen my side mirrors. Where were the cops? 500 yards down the street to pull me over for not having mirrors on my vehicle...
Today, I helped my son with his math homework. He got a C, and isn't talking to me anymore.
Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML
Last edited by victory01; 02-11-2009 at 04:02 PM.
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fmylife is great
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML
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