Newbie, broke, smoking dog rockets, looking for help

[Irish79]

Can we post this as a sticky as how not to introduce yourself? WOW!

Thank goodness we didn't screw up this bad last month as fresh newbs. Well, fresher newbs anyway.

[ggiese]

Thank goodness we didn't screw up this bad last month as fresh newbs. Well, fresher newbs anyway.

Dadgummit!!! How the hell did you new newbs slip under the radar screen without us crotchity old timers workin' you over?! No one - and I mean NO ONE - should be able enter this community without passing through the gauntlet of the initiation ass smacking paddles...

There was a time way back when there was no way this woulda happened... I tell ya - we're slipping in our old age...

[LawDog2006]

Dadgummit!!! How the hell did you new newbs slip under the radar screen without us crotchity old timers workin' you over?! No one - and I mean NO ONE - should be able enter this community without passing through the gauntlet of the initiation ass smacking paddles...

There was a time way back when there was no way this woulda happened... I tell ya - we're slipping in our old age...

What'd mean getting under the radar???? I'm still sore from the paddling I got (lawyer here remember?)! Thank you sir may I have another?

[Rooster Rugburn]

I didn't take it as mooching, just looking for the name of a good inexpensive smoke. I can certainly relate to that.


But since you kind gents are so eager to help a brother out with free smokes, why don't you send me the free smokes you were intending to send him. PM me, and I'll give you my address. :whistling:

[ashauler]

What'd mean getting under the radar???? I'm still sore from the paddling I got (lawyer here remember?)! Thank you sir may I have another?

Let's not forget the macadooles there either counselor.

[LawDog2006]

Let's not forget the macadooles there either counselor.

How could I?

[DeeDubya]

Dadgummit!!! How the hell did you new newbs slip under the radar screen without us crotchity old timers workin' you over?! No one - and I mean NO ONE - should be able enter this community without passing through the gauntlet of the initiation ass smacking paddles...

There was a time way back when there was no way this woulda happened... I tell ya - we're slipping in our old age...

You bring this old age thing up quite often George. Just wondering, what do you consider to be "old", 50, 60, 70 ? No one would ever know by checking your profile.

[bigwhiteash]

George's age isn't measured in years... It's measured as an expression of the half life of the carbon atom!

[DeeDubya]

That's what I thought. I knew he was somewhat radioactive because I've heard that he glows in the dark. I was just hoping that someone else in this community was at least close to my age. If it's not George then my hopes are dwindling.

[ggiese]

What'd mean getting under the radar???? I'm still sore from the paddling I got (lawyer here remember?)! Thank you sir may I have another?

You didn't need the traditional ass paddling when you came into this community - you passed the test by publically stating you enjoy macanoodles...

That's torture enough...

You bring this old age thing up quite often George. Just wondering, what do you consider to be "old", 50, 60, 70 ? No one would ever know by checking your profile.

Age is only a frame of mind.

....except you - you're old...

George's age isn't measured in years... It's measured as an expression of the half life of the carbon atom!

You know - those of you who think you know it all are annoying to those of us who truly do...

[MarineOne]

Age isn't a frame of mind .... it's a state of mine.


And as long as she's 18, "The State" don't mind.






Yeah that's right, I said it. So can we get back to bashing the newb that's off his meds?

[Artyman1200]

Yeah that's right, I said it. So can we get back to bashing the newb that's off his meds?

At ease, there yoohoo! Have you lost your doggone freakin mind?! You wanna play games?! I got more games than Milton Bradley!

Eyeballs! Snap....

[LawDog2006]

I was thinking the same thing.